This Could Also Apply To Levi! Just Saying!

Can I get some Mammon fluff where he learns that MC was a con-artist on her world? Thanks

Of course!

Mammon would definitely be surprised that you were a con artist, or at least at first!

He’ll definitely try to get you in on his scheming because you used to do it so you must be a professional, right??

Whether you’re phenomenal at it or not, he’ll 100% be roping you into one of his schemes to get more money.

He was probably doing most of them to be able to gawk at the amazing lies you told other demons to get Grimm.

If you’d sworn off con artistry due to some reason or another, Mammon will not leave you alone until you at least teach him how to be a better liar.

“YOU SHOULD BE HONORED THE GREAT MAMMON IS ALLOWING YOU TO TEACH HIM HOW TO LIE!!!”

Please teach him, he needs to be able to get away with things.

Solomon: Hey, you know the House of Lamentation is haunted?

MC, who just arrived in Devildom: It is?

Solomon: Yeah, by tall ghost bitches

Solomon: Look, there's one now!

Beel, hitting his head on the doorway: ow

MC: (scream)

GUYS I got another ask and went to answer it but then I left the tab and now I can't FIND IT AGAIN

I was about to be like Hmm Maybe I Should Actually. Write Again. After 4 years. And then I can't find my asks I'm gonna kilometers per second

The Brothers as Random Texts I've sent in the last 24 hours

Satan: I'm not FUCKING ANGRY I'm just being a sarcastic bitch

Leviathan: I'm not good at insulting people BUT IF I WAS You'd be SO roasted rn

Beelzebub: Currently eating a tomato like an apple because I want to eat but I also need to be healthy

Asmo: How do I brag without sounding like a narcissistic bitch

Belphegor, replying: You already are a narcissistic bitch

Asmo: I know but how do I not SOUND like one

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Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

Incorrect Obey me quote:

Literally any other brother but Beel, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.

Lucifer, without bothering to look up from his newspaper and coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:

Send questions about yourself

Ask questions to/about your characters

Ask about your headcanons 

Send questions about your works (fanfics, art, music, RPs, etc) 

Ask about popular ships/headcanons

Ask about plot ideas you’ve had but haven’t acted upon yet (snippets of AUs, a scenario you wish to write/draw but haven’t gotten to yet)

Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs

Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!

Levi: Why are you sulking like a baby?

Mammon: MC left my text on read.

Mammon: And I am sulking like a MAN thank you

Wow, I've never played something like this before! Hope I can answer it well...

I'll be tagging @belphs-bedroom and I guess @beel-t

Name: Call me Jade, cuz that's what I like to go by

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pretty sure I'm straight

Height: Probably 5ft 2in

Languages: English, learning Japanese and the undecieferable language of my sister

Nationality: A bit everywhere, tbh. Mostly American though.

Current time: 1:13 AM bc sleep is for the weak

Favorite season: Winter! I just love being able to mess around in the snow outside, and the experience of coming inside to hot chocolate and warm blankets is amaaazing! Not to mention winter fashion!

Favorite smell: My mom's homemade pizza gives off this wonderful aroma, it just smells perfect to me!

Favorite color: I love a basically every blue there is, and I've recently taken an interest in the pastel color area!

Favorite animal: I would have to say a peacock is my favorite. They're just so fabulous and their tails are wonderfully inspiring and almost hypnotizing with beauty!!

Favorite fictional character: Ummm...I have a lot so I'm just going to name a few

Leviathan (Obey Me)

Ron Weasely (Harry Potter)

707 (Mystic Messenger)

Literally every character expect grape-head and flame dad (My Hero Academia)

Normal Amount of sleep: Maybe 9 hours in the summer and about 6-8 during school times.

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate?: 110% hot chocolate for me!

Number of blankets you sleep with: Kinda weird question but I only sleep with one weighted blanket. (Does that count as two...?)

Dream trip: I guess I'd love to be able to go to Japan one day. I went once as a kid, but of course I don't remember anything, so I'd love to go and see what there is to see!

Dream job: Pediatrician! I'm quite good with kids, and I'm interested in biology, so y not?

Random fact: I'm lowkey obsessed with all things supernatural and magic, and I'm completely and utterly addicted to video games. So...uh...yeah.

Byeee

tag game!! hehe

i was tagged by @just-patchy … thank you very much for the tag! :DD i’m tagging @rainebowkitty, @twstfuwa, @cursedtwst, @fggamer-reds @melon-owl and @raven-at-the-writing-desk !! (sorry for any overlapping tags if any!! also if you wanna do it, even if i haven’t tagged it, take it as if i have! :DD) i’ll put the rules and my answers under the cut!

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