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Solomon: Hey, you know the House of Lamentation is haunted?

MC, who just arrived in Devildom: It is?

Solomon: Yeah, by tall ghost bitches

Solomon: Look, there's one now!

Beel, hitting his head on the doorway: ow

MC: (scream)

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Incorrect Obey Me Quote #2

MC: I think I'm moronsexual.

Mammon: What? I thought you were MC, why didn't you tell me? :(

The Brothers with an MC who's kind but can be really scary and strong

This is a continuation of a previous ask, but with the other brothers as well. (Mammon and Asmo are in the previous post) Also a small spoiler with Belphie at the end so watch out for that

Lucifer

He was totally misled by your initial kindness

He first discovered your crazy strength when Mammon was arm-wrestling Satan and you asked to join

Of course, they didn't take you seriously and went easy on you, only to result in Mammon being flipped upside down and off his chair from the sheer force of your victory

His pride is a bit hurt bc how the hell did a human like you overpower the second eldest brother so easily???

He's a bit more wary around you now but otherwise treats you just the same

Will tell you off if you fling Diavolo across the room when he asked

Leviathan

He found out during one of your gaming sessions with him

You guys were playing a magic mmo game that basically took VR to a whole new level

And this guy??? Starts trash talking you for no apparent reason???

When you'd finally snapped, you wrestled the dude into a position he couldn't escape from while verbally terrifying both the rude guy and Levi.

Cue the iconic "Woooaaaaaahhhh"

Levi is definitely scared of you now and hides in his room for the next few days until he's certain big bad MC wont come to kill him anytime soon

Once he calms down a bit, he's drowning you with questions and curiosities.

Whenever you guys are playing or watching a martial arts anime, he practically begs you to show it to him

The dude is just fascinated and terrified

Satan

He discovered it when you were out book shopping

Someone had tipped over one of the bookcases, tipping them all over like dominoes

Satan saw this happening with you in one of the aisles that was going to be crushed by book dominoes and was sprinted to you

When you just held up the bookcases collapsing like no problem as you read a book while walking towards him

When you were out of the danger zone, you just straight up dropped the bookcase and let it continue the demolition while still reading that apparently interesting book and walking

Satan looks shocked at worst, but he's internally panicking like

Are humans supposed to be able to do that??? How did you keep so calm despite your almost demise??? No amount of human anatomy encyclopedias could have prepared him for this???

He's definitely intrigued and will ask questions

He's fricking making a journal about your strength right now with little tidbits and notes about what you can do

He's just a very curious boi

Beelzebub

He discovered your strength and intimidation when you guys were at RAD

Some demon had decided that stealing your sandwich would've been a fantastic prank

Honestly, if you hadn't pounced on him right at that moment, Beel would've

Beel just kinda sits there nomming his own sandwich as you proceed to beat the crap out of the other demon as you attempt to regain your sandwich

Once you get it back you just sit back down like nothing had happened

He's Shook

Later he'll be inspecting your arms n stuff asking questions like

"How do such tiny limbs hold so much strength?"

Will definitely ask you to workout with him so he can not only see how you got so strong but also to see your limits

Overall very supportive

Belphegor

He found out when you guys were taking a nap in the lounge

You had woken up only to find that your bracelet had fallen off and rolled under the couch

You then proceeded to lift up the couch like a sack of potatoes and get it back

Belphie woke up on the couch that was not, in fact, on the floor and was much closer to the ceiling than he'd remembered

He looked down to see you holding it up with one hand and retrieving a bracelet with the other

He legit said "I'm too tired for this" and fricking laid down again

He wakes up later to discover that was not a dream and immediately starts planning to use it to his advantage

Whenever someone's getting on his nerves now he just threatens to sic MC on them

Otherwise he doesn't really care

Very perplexed as to why you didnt fight back when he killed you though

Okok so, how about a mc whos like, crackhead. Snorting, wheezing, setting things on fire, or like, touching them with the baby hands. Idk, just being crazy, but in a good way. Like hiding little babies or randomly screaming. Sorry this is my first ask so euheuuehhue

Okay, damn get them in an asylum ASAP. Acting more demonic than the actual demons. (Also, you didn’t specify which characters you wanted me to do, so I just did all the brothers if that’s okay.)

Lucifer:

Does not appreciate you setting things on fire

Just because you’re in actual hell doesn’t mean everything has to be on fire, MC

Also pesters you for hiding babies because Diavolo doesn’t approve

Was worried at first about all the wheezing and snorting being a sort of illness, but gets used to it after a while

You’re like the opposite of what he needs right now, causing so much chaos while he’s trying to keep some form of order.

Please don’t touch him with the baby hands. You will lose them.

I can’t decide between you causing him to loosen up a bit or have to keep an even tighter hold on a set of rules.

If you want to randomly scream, do it away from him because he will freak out

Mammon:

Honestly, same

Was already planning to set things on fire for insurance, then you beat him to it.

Hiding babies? He’s got a bit of a moral compass when it comes to that sort of thing, but you’re already doing it so why not get money for returning them?

Please don’t randomly scream. His human could’ve been in danger and just why would you do that to his poor heart

He’s already touching things with his hands to try to swipe it, so he doesn’t really mind that you’re doing it too (unless you get more than him)

Still worried about the wheezing being a sickness because he knows that humans are fragile and he doesn’t want them dead

Overall, stop making him worry about his human (not that he’ll ever admit it)

Leviathan:

Thought the human Mammon brought home was faulty

Do nOt ToUcH tHE ruRIcHaN figUrEs

He doesn’t like fire either

Stop hiding the babies in his room, please. He’s trying to focus on his games and he can’t do that if there’s childish screaming coming from under his bed

Same rules apply for you randomly screaming

The boi just wants to be left alone to his anime

Satan:

You being crazy is like a double-edged sword for him

On one hand, seeing you commit arson with Lucifer frantically trying to extinguish everything puts a smile on his face

On the other hand, your shenanigans could disrupt his reading

Hiding little babies is a bit weird for him, as he doesn’t really appreciate sitting on the couch to read only to find their neighbour’s child is underneath said couch and keeps interrupting him by screaming while he can’t identify where it’s coming from

Satan wasn’t too worried about the wheezing, as he knew that sometimes humans just did that

Don’t touch the books.

Trust me, you don’t want to

Asmodeus:

Your screaming has, more than once, made him mess up his makeup. He was not amused.

Tries to use make you look like a homeless person cuz you already act the part and he’ll have someone record him giving you food out on the streets to gain popularity.

Whether that bothers you or not is debatable

The hiding babies thing is a weird situation for him

Because on one hand, he hates how he finds small children lying around and them screaming also makes him mess up his makeup

But on the other hand, he loves finding them so he can dress them up in all sorts of cute little outfits and posting them on Devil gram

DO NOT SET HIS ROOM ON FIRE

OR HIS BATHROOM FOR THAT MATTER

Keeps giving you all sorts of ointments that are supposed to help with wheezing, though you probably don’t use them anyway.

Beelzebub:

*CONCERN*

Always worried when you scream randomly because he knows humans are fragile, and will come running to see what the hell is happening only to find you happily humming on the ground

Keeps freaking out every time he finds babies and will beg you not to

He’s worried he’ll eat one of them thinking they’re a dumpling and he really doesn’t want that on his conscience 

Really worried about people getting hurt, so plz don’t set stuff on fire

Keeps giving you food he thinks will get rid of your wheezing and snorting.

Doesn’t mind you touching things with the baby hands, though if they’re not your baby hands he’s got a problem

Stop giving him heart attacks, MC

Belphegor:

Loves how your chaos upsets Lucifer

Will sometimes set things on fire with you if he’s not too tired

Hides babies with you because he likes freaking his brothers out

Once taped a baby to the underside of Lucifer’s chair and laughed the entire time Lucifer spent looking for the source of crying while trying to do his paperwork

Sleeps right through your random screams

Is a bit worried about the snorting and wheezing, but got used to it after a while

You guys are partners in crime now

Hope this was decent! I had no idea what to do so I was just making it up as I went along  😅

Lucifer: * sees the fun activity being done by other people on Devilgram*

Lucifer: Ok, we're going to put everything we love in this box as a family activity.

Asmodeus: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: No.

Satan: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: *sigh* No.

All the brothers and MC: ...

Beel, picking up MC: Can I put-

Lucifer: NO!

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Levi: Why are you sulking like a baby?

Mammon: MC left my text on read.

Mammon: And I am sulking like a MAN thank you

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