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Ta-da! Fellow female weeb 🤗

If you’re a girl and you watch anime can you rb this, trying to prove a point to my bf ☺️☺️

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers.

(No pressure!)

I found the asks yippee !!!! (Have mercy I haven't touched my actual profile in centuries)

I promise promise promise I'll get to the actual Obey Me asks soon (some of them have been waiting in the closet and staring ominously through the cracks in the rotting wood) but I need to like. Redownload the game and relearn the personalities so I don't get TOO ooc (might still include far-fetched headcanons if they spark joy)

But for now the top five things that make me happy would probably be

-Anything resembling the autism creature or similar doodles (reaction images, little stupids, etc)

-Petrichor

-Gradients in digital art (particularly from purple to pink to orange to gold) (it's like hiding a sunset and a touch of the natural magic of the world in something that will always be man-made)

-Games of any sort

-Peanut butter

I'm certainly a supporter! (But I'm not entirely sure if I'm bi or not yet)

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Satan and MC in a car with Satan driving: ....

MC: SATAN YOU NEARLY RAN OVER LUCIFER

Satan: SHIT I MISSED

MC: SATAN NO

Oh my god these are so adorable~! I want them all❤

The scenarios are really adorable uwu. Can I request headcanons when the kids are already, like they can speak and walk, and cause some trouble.

I’m sorry it’s so late! I hope it’s okay😁💞

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Their baby’s grown up! (Brothers and Diavolo)

Lucifer:

- their toddler insists she always sits on Lucifer’s lap while he’s working

- She’ll point at every document on his desk going “what’s that?”

- Always rats out MC to her daddy by saying stuff like ‘mummy said you’re really handsome’

- She always runs straight into Diavolo’s arms when Lucifer is visiting the Prince before he even has a chance to stop her

Mammon:

- Their toddler always steals his sunglasses and puts them on when he’s not looking so that she can “look like Daddy!”

- She doesn’t keep any of Mammon’s secrets, if he’s plotting something, their little girl will go running straight up to MC going “daddy’s being naughty again!”

- She’ll follow Mammon around wherever he goes because she loves him so much and finds him so fascinating

Levi:

- their toddler will sit for hours on end in front of the fish tank just gawping at Henry 2.0

- He’ll be a really cute and quiet toddler and won’t ever cause any trouble, he’s just content with sitting with Levi on his lap as they both watch an anime together

- He always tells Mammon off when him and Levi are squabbling - he will always take his Daddy’s side and pout at the second eldest brother!

Satan:

- oh boy Satan and MC’s girl is such a diva, and she has his wrapped around her tiny finger

- She will pull this very distinct pout face whenever she wants something from him (usually snacks) and he always gives in

- Tells Satan to “shh” when he’s reading aloud and insists that he listens to her babble as she attempts to read her baby book

- Loves sleeping in his and MC’s bed in between them

Asmo:

- their little girl is just like her daddy, she always asks him to paint her nails or brush her hair which he happily obliges to

- MC will always walk into their bedroom to see Asmo and their girl at their ‘salon’ doing each other’s nails

- “You sit down Mummy, I’ll do your nails next”

- She always needs a haircut because her curly blonde hair is always getting in the way of her face

- Likes to copy all of Asmo’s dramatic hand movements

Beel:

- their toddler is always telling Beel off for coming near her food, she’ll shout “NO! My food - off!” And will wave her little hand at him

- Constantly asks Beel to carry her on his shoulders, she’ll look at him with big eyes and go “up!” as she wiggles her fingers

- MC always finds her trying to break into the cupboards in the kitchen to find a snack

- Refers to her Uncle Belphie as “moo” because he’s got a cow pillow

Belphie:

- their toddler is constantly worrying MC sick because he will disappear for ages and she will always find him napping in the weirdest places

- Cries a lot because he’s always wanting a snooze, he loves being held a lot by MC

- They have to watch what they say around him because he’ll pick up anything that Belphie says (it didn’t go down well once when the toddler shouted “stupid Lucifer!” Over and over)

Diavolo:

- she’s quite mischievous but Diavolo lets her get away with it, if he’s having an important meeting over the camera, he’ll let her sit on his lap and babble to the random demons on the computer

- He’ll always find her sat on his throne pretending to be a princess which melts his heart

- She always passes little love notes to MC from Diavolo while he has a big grin on his face (their toddler and him are always doing cute things for her mummy)

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Lucifer: * sees the fun activity being done by other people on Devilgram*

Lucifer: Ok, we're going to put everything we love in this box as a family activity.

Asmodeus: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: No.

Satan: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: *sigh* No.

All the brothers and MC: ...

Beel, picking up MC: Can I put-

Lucifer: NO!

Cooking for a Glutton

ss  Oh good lord MC, what have you gotten yourself into now?

  You had a huge crush on the Avatar of Gluttony, and it was fairly obvious to everyone but him. You would often go out of your way to “just hang out” with him, you would ask him what he wanted from a vending machine if you were using it, you would even look up the best restaurants in Devildom to take him there. Yet this dense boy still thought you were just so incredibly nice. But he’s cute so it’s ok.

 After getting some advice from Asmo on how to make him like you more, you were setting up the kitchen to attempt some Deviled Spider Eggs. (Just look at these if you don’t know what Deviled Eggs are.)This was a delicacy in Devildom, and you were sure Beel was going to love it. The problem was that you had never touched a frying pan in your life, but it can’t be that hard, right?

 Wrong.

 How did you manage to burn the spider eggs? You were supposed to boil them, not fry them. Now you can’t turn them into little boats! Even if you could, how are you supposed to get the yolk out now? You couldn’t save the first batch, but you didn’t have it in you to throw it in the trash. So you just left the fried eggs on a plate on the counter beside you, thinking that maybe you could save them or mix them with something else.

 The next two batches didn’t go so well either. While you did manage to boil the eggs this time, you cut them in half horizontally instead of vertically so they were always falling over and rolling around, getting the goop everywhere on the plate. The third batch wasn’t too bad, except that you had somehow mixed paprika with chili powder, so your taste test almost made you down the entire goat milk carton in the fridge. You were so busy working on your fourth batch of Deviled Spider Eggs that you didn’t even notice the red-haired demon coming up behind you.

 “What are you making, MC?” You nearly jumped high enough to hit the ceiling at those words as you whipped around and saw the huge and curious Beelzebub standing almost right behind you. His purple eyes were darting between the failed batches next to you and your deer-in-headlights expression.

“B-Beel! Hi! What are you doing here?” You managed to say to which he raises an eyebrow.

 “Um, getting food?” Of course he was, he was the Avatar of Gluttony. You internally facepalmed at your previous words and opted to block the sight of your most recent batch of Deviled Spider Eggs with your body. You stood up straighter and hid your hands behind your back, hopefully obscuring your surprise snack for the demon.

He wasn’t even paying attention to your movements, his eyes on your other failed attempts. They were mostly unrecognizable from the picture of the recipe you had seen on Devilgram, so you hoped those batches wouldn’t give away your surprise.

“Can I have those?” He pointed and you nodded. He started wolfing down the failed eggs as you took the distraction as an opportunity to work more on your most recent batch. You were certain this would be the most perfect dish you had ever attempted to make; you had boiled the eggs, you had cut them in half vertically, and you made sure you had used paprika this time. Everything seemed perfect until you noticed that the previous batches had already been devoured and Beel was now watching you sprinkle the paprika on the giant spider eggs. “Are those Deviled Spider Eggs?”

“Umm...yes? I’ve been trying to practice my cooking so I started with these. Were the other ones ok?” You didn’t want him to know your feelings just yet, so you avoided telling him why you had been practicing your cooking.

 “The other ones were nice, but those look perfect!” His eyes only left the food to give you a big smile. You could feel your face heat up as you looked back at the eggs you had spent hours trying to perfect. They certainly looked somewhat close to the ones you had seen on Devilgram, but Beel complimenting them made them seem even better now.

 “Want to help me taste test? I don’t think I can eat all of them on my own.” You offered, to which he nodded excitedly and immediately reached for the nearest delicacy. He popped several in his mouth at a time while you grabbed one and nommed on it. It tasted like one of those Deviled Eggs you had eaten in the human world, with some added unknown flavor from the spider eggs. Needless to say, it tasted amazing. Before you had even eaten three, Beel had finished the other ones with a satisfied grin on his face.

 When you asked if they tasted ok to him, he looked over to you with a big grin on his face and nodded. “Those were amazing. Are you going to practice cooking again soon?”

You laughed at how cute his excited face was and said, “ If it means you’ll help me taste test whatever it is, of course I will!”

Sorry if this was OOC, I’m just practicing.

MC: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a heart and a capacity to feel.

Belphegor: You take that back!

Hi! I have no idea if your requests are open or not. But if they are, can you do some cuddling headcanons with the twins? (Thank you! Also this is my first time ever submitting an ask ever sorry if I came off as weird or anything.)

Omg, hi! Sorry it took so long for me to answer, hope I made these to your satisfaction! And no worries, it didn’t come off weird.

Beelzebub:

This boy really likes cuddling with you

He honestly just sees a prolonged hug as a cuddle, though

He’ll be cuddling you in the kitchen most of the time, because then he can snack on the job.

He’s so big, so it just feels like you’re being hugged by a marshmallow

A giant, muscular marshmallow

His favorite way to cuddle you is for you to lay down on his chest so he can make sure you’re safe while cuddling

The boy is basically a giant puppy, so he just loves being with you

Belphegor:

Sorry, you thought his brother loved cuddles? You’d best prepare yourself for the cuddle master!

This guy will cuddle you anywhere

Couch, bed, the floor, you name it!

He just loves being able to hold you and then fall asleep

He smells like sleep, and that doesn’t really help if you’re trying to stay awake

His favorite way to cuddle you is to use you as a pillow! (How flattering)

No, seriously. He loves laying his head on your chest or your lap and then... fall asleep.

You don’t even have to ask for cuddles from this guy, it’s like he has a sixth sense for this sort of thing