“I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has.”
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- “I told you that you’d get sick if you cuddled with me… and no I’m not making you soup because I’M STILL SICK.”
- “Dude you have a serious fever.” “Ha, it’s just because I’m so hot you can’t handle this.” “No this is like hospital level fever. You are going to die.”
- “I want to just lay here forever, I feel so crappy.” “Stfu you aren’t the one with the flu.”
- “Hey, can you buy another box of tissues?” “I just bought you 3 yesterday!” “I KNOW.”
- “I know this is a family cure and it’s supposed to make me better but that looks straight up disgusting.”
- “If you don’t take your freaking medicine I’m going to kill you.” “No need, this flu will do it for you.”
- “Ugh, do I have to get you soup right now?” “I will sneeze on you if you don’t.” “Fair point.”
- “Look, I finally organized all my papers. Even though I’m sick!” *sneeze* “Oh fu-”
- “I’M DYING.” “You’re fine, you just have a cold.” “I SAID, I’M DYING.”
- “I know you were super sweet and bundled me up in a bunch of blankets and brought me soup and tissues, but I have to go to the bathroom now…”
“I put a parental lock on your laptop.”
“You can’t do that! I’m an adult!”
Have u ever looked at someone and hope they stay in your life forever
“I’m sorry that I am not who I used to be”
-Day 493
- fuck, marry, kill - would you rather - make me choose between two things - send me song & movie recs - ask me for advice - tell me about your day - talk to me about makeup - confess something to me on anon - ask me questions to get to know me - ask me about my fave things - ask for a blog rate - tell me what you think about my blog - srsly anything !!!! just don’t be a perve