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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Tips for living alone
Buy a bat (I have my old color guard rifle) or similar. Keep it in your room/near your bed.
Get a lock for your bedroom door.
If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks. Who knows who had a key to your place before you.
Keep your phone/a phone in your room.
Get a weather alert system set up. App, weather call, little weather radio that tells you about major weather events.
Adopt a pet
Wave at your neighbors. Take note of the ones that make you uneasy. Watch out for kids always.
Be nice to your mail person. No matter what.
If you choose to drink/etc alone, unplug your wifi router. You’ll thank me.
Have extra seating. People sit when they visit. Your one comfy chair is great for you. Not so great for you + grandma + ur five cousins, your aunt, and a couple others.
Learn the self-Heimlich
When you take a shower, bring your phone to the bathroom in case you fall your phone is no longer halfway across the house, it’s just on your counter
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Idk what else
Pansexual, Polysexual, Demisexual, Asexual, Bisexual
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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Looking for some new friends that I can talk to who can just help me get through this rough spot in my life where I’m not even allowed to be myself. If you reblog, I’ll probably message you and give you a virtual hug too.
I have to be closeted and pre-everything for a while until I can afford to move out of my parents’ house. They’re very transphobic and they don’t approve of me doing anything remotely masculine until I get my own place.
I'm a 24 year old bisexual trans-man and I go by Louis.💉6-29-18🔪12/04/19
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