Based On His Past Interests, Clown Was Never Going To Be Into Pili.... Although There Is Someone Else

I cherish these.

Unfinished!

anyways here's a coloured sketch of my design of the League of Secret Alchemists.

Fighting the urge to make Clown a Scorpion so that all of them are insects😔

This felt like a stab in the chest while being given aftercare

Dick: *showing off a cute childhood picture to the family* Oh this one is my favorite! Bruce looks so surprised here, haha! I busted into the bathroom and he almost screamed! It was so funny.

Damian: I can’t imagine Baba getting scared from something so… menial

Jason: Shit was a lot different back then kid. I once scared the old man when. I once scared him in the Batcave when he was examining a gun from a case. Weirdly enough he didn’t get mad at me. I’m pretty sure there’s a picture of that too, it’s in here somewhere. *starts flipping through a photo album*

Tim: *grabbing his own photo album* I noticed that! Sometimes Bruce gets pretty weird and startled easily. Still haven’t figured it out… I bet Steph also had a bunch of stories of the same thing

Bruce: *walk in to the living room* What are you all doing? Hopefully not causing any trouble.

Dick: *grinning widely and pulling Bruce to sit down near him* Nah, not this time. We’ve just been going through a lot of old pictures! See! *shows Bruce the picture*

Bruce: *squints at picture before frowning* Oh, I remember that. I was in the middle of a suicide attempt and you caught me

Dick: WHAT! *coughing and sputtering*

Bruce: Yes, see the knife by the bathtub? And the bottle of pills near the toilet? Dropped them when you busted in. I thought you knew?

Jason: *absolutely shocked* Pops… what the hell???

Bruce: *glances over at the picture Jason found* That one too. I was going to turn the gun on myself.

Jason: *looks down at picture in horror*

Bruce: *grabs the photo album from Tim’s hand and flips through it* About half of these are interrupted attempts lol. The other albums probably have more. *shrugs*

Damian: *teary eyed* Baba…

Bruce: *already moving Damian onto his lap and hugging him tightly* Oh no sweetie, it’s okay. I’m… I’m trying to get better. I’m sorry I really thought you all knew…

Tim: *hides his face in Bruce’s shoulder while hugging him* I should’ve noticed. I’m sorry…

Bruce: No Tim, this is never and will never be your fault. It’s not your job to take care of me, even if I did push it on you when we first met. None of you have done anything wrong.

Jason: *voice breaking* B-but…

Dick: W-we could’ve… *tearing up*

Bruce: Done absolutely nothing. I was in a dark place long before I met any of you, even being with Alfred didn’t help.

Dick: I still can’t believe I never noticed… w-what happened to you after I left? After Jason died?

Bruce: Let’s not talk about that, it’ll only make us all upset.

Jason: *flipping through photo album and scrutinizing every photo* Y-you look so gaunt in these… I’ve never noticed…

Bruce: *chuckles awkwardly and slowly pulls album out of Jason’s hands* Yeah, that’s what an eating disorder will do to you. And coke…*mutters*

Tim: Fuck…

Dick: What was that last part?

Bruce: Nothing, anyways… let’s stop talking about this, okay? I made brownies.

Damian: *still sniffling* Okay Baba… can we have ice cream too?

Bruce: *chuckles softly, smiling fondly at all his sons* Of course, cmon, before Alfred finds out.

Do NOT get on his bad side

THIS.

Okay, so we all know that bruce is like a big collector of everything, ¿right?

Like the man has a giant penny and a dinasor in his cave full of old superhero suits in exposition, he loves collecting trash.

Well, his kids do that, too.

Dick likes collec hoodiees and sweaters, like of all things, funny, fluffiest, colorful all kinds.

Jason collects books (we all knew), hard covers, signed, special editions you named he has it or would get it.

Cass is less cosistent. She likes to collect little things. Like pretty drink tapas and those kinds of things because it feels important for her all those little moments

Tim collect mugs, coffee ones, tea ones, all of them and have them categorize and also in a sistem to use them regularly all of them

Step collec labubus, and I'm not explaining why. She just love those Littles monster and she also keps her favorites in her purse.

Duke collec moster and enegy drink cans, especially the special edition ones, he have one od those walls full of cans.

Damian collects sketch books. He has a bunch of them all with different levels of use. Some of them are for different art styles, and other are just to make really aesthetic drawings to post in his secret ig acound

Bonus:

Alfred collects tea. And Jude, them based on oddly specific criteria the nobody understand and is impossible to figure it out

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Cz my last account got terminated, I'm reposting this here

Whatever, go my scarab