I’m Gonna Need You To Perform A Full Memory Wipe Before Leaving, Thanks

I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.

Time to go dig up another grave! You know, for science...

I just need you all to see this picture of actual notes I found in my homework folder from a project I did in college last year

Five minutes of petting my service dog goes to anyone who can tell me what subject this was even for

Science needs to not. Like, this is how sci-fi horror movies start.

we all have a specific knowledge that just…changed us. for life.

anyway it is super important to me u know that scientists have successfully performed head transplants on mice

yes, that is a black mouse head transplanted on a white mouse body, and it is alive. 

As someone who is rapidly approaching 30, if I can share just one price of advice I’ve learned as an adult it’s that life is so unserious you guys.

As an AuDHD trans man with several anxiety disorders, believe me I understand how stressful it can be to navigate the world, constantly feeling like everyone else knows exactly what they’re doing. When I was younger I used to equate this to feeling like life was a stage play and everyone had a script but me (I’ve probably posted something similar on this site at some point). But I’ve got news for you, we are all just out here winging it.

Life is not a stage play, life is a collage improve class and the teacher has left the room. So just relax and try to have some fun while we all “yes and” our way through this train wreck of a performance.

But they were the coolest and you had to own a shit ton to set on your desk next to the eraser that actually worked or your life was meaningless

these dont erase ANYTHING

The gays just do it better

Gay🚀irl

Edgar Allen Poe: There’s a body under the floorboards, it’s heart beats to the sound of your guilt.

Everyone else: umm...

Edgar Allen Poe: The raven knows your name, it knocks on your window, quoting forevermore.

Everyone else: You okay, bro?