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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Well, we humans are going to develop a language/interface/system that allows the Crabs to take environmental samples and report changes in the earths bodies of water.

The technology will be non-toxic non-invasive and forward compatible with user serviceable parts.

The Crabs will also liaise with Dolphins as they too have the required intelligence needed to undertake such tasks once the training required is achieved.

They just want to live in a toxic free environment, no nefarious ‘Crab Invasion’ plots to be found here and all talk of invasions or what seem like land invasions can be explained away and seen in one of your favourite nature documentaries.*did you see that ?

Leaked documents show that there is another development in the pipeline, a titanium claw overlay prosthetic that adapts to the crabs pincers and so enables them to free marine life caught in discarded fishing nets or stuck in discarded drink cans on beaches etc.

The crabs can be transported by dolphin in an emergency to further depths or distances and in addition there are teams of paired dolphins and crabs that patrol the waters continually monitoring alerting and maintaining safety in regards to human made hazards.

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