i have two moods
“i am youthful and childlike, full of joy and whimsy !! im YOUNG, i am not an old man”
and
“my fucking bones sound like pop rocks every time i stand. i am old and i have back problems and i should be put to rest already”
Mel: (over the phone) “Someone named Bob”
Bucky: (looking at the others) “Bob?”
Yelena, Alexei, Walker & Ava: (in unison) “Bob!”
you will never understand unless you watch Thunderbolts* how fucking hilarious this scene was.
— Thunderbolts*
i’m so not ready for when she finally calls him seaweed brain
the way percy turned so fast when annabeth said " not you , sunshine . "
he KNEW he was sunshine
Percy Jackson Enjoyers when December the 20th hits
OBSESSED IS GONNA BE RELEASED ON FRIDAY OMG IM NOT OKAY!!!
I feel like I’m missing something that everyone else has
"im a boy" "im a girl" ok well i still remember?? third of december?? me and your sweater?? you said it looked better on me?? than it did you??
just imagine Jason and Piper carrying whole ass flamethrowers around
wait if Percy heals in water does Leo heal on fire? Quick get Hera to throw him in the fire again.
it's me vs me, but neither side ever wins
nothing will ever compare to the first time I listened to alley rose