JYP: What Have You Got There Felix?

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Hyunjin: If you like me, raise your hand.

Minho: What do I do if I don't like you though.

Hyunjin: Then raise your standards bitch wtf.

Chan: Come on Han, we all know Hyunjin got your heart, just say it.

Han: If by heart you mean churro, then yes, he did. And I ain't saying ANYTHING till I get my churro back. A whole pack of churros. Can you hear me, Hyunjin, or should I say churros thief??

Hyunjin: Oh please not again.

happy 5th anniversary to seungmin’s braces ♡ 

Jeongin: [picks up a tiny bag] LOOK!

Minho: And what am I gonna fit in there? My will to live?

Jeongin:

Jeongin: or a really really tiny dog!

Hyunjin: We can just put Changbin in there

Changbin: [offended noises]

[Chan teaching Han and Felix maths]

Chan: [Pointing to a triangle] This means it's 90 degrees

Felix: How it can be 90 degrees? It's winter

Chan: No, the angle is-

Han: Because global warming

Chan: ...

Chan: Can someone explain me why there are 6 dogs in our living room?

Han: They are golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Hyunjin: [hears a bang]

Hyunjin: [picks up Changbin and Han]

Hyunjin: SEUNGMIN GRAB THE SMALL ONE FIRST THEIR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS

Han: Jeonginnie, I want to give you some advice.

Jeongin: Okay...

Han: If a door ever says 'push' you pull, it's not directions, it's a challenge.

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