[Chan Teaching Han And Felix Maths]

Chan: Can someone explain me why there are 6 dogs in our living room?

Han: They are golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Minho: [ puts up 'have you seen my cats' posters across town]

Chan: Oh no, you lost soonie, doongie and Dori?

Minho: What?!, no, I just think that everyone should see them. They're awesome!

Chan: ...

Minho: I got the birthday cake!

Chan: It says 'happy 23rd birthday Francis

Minho: Fuck... he is gonna be 19, isn't he?

Chan: His name is Felix

Minho: Hyunjin sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"

Seungmin: ... how does that even happen?

Minho: Last christmas, I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive

Minho: I woke up in a box

Seungmin: We are legal adults and you're still giving us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

Chan: But you love your dinosaur nuggets

Seungmin: We are grown ass men now

Felix, Han and Hyunjin in the distance playing with their nuggets: RAWR RAWR

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Hyunjin: How do I ask a boy out?

Minho: Roses are red, violets are blue

Minho: Guess what?

Minho: My bed has room for two

Chan: OH MY GOD NO!

JYP: What have you got there Felix?

Felix: Just a Father's day cup for the best dad in the world

JYP: Aww Felix, that's so sweet

Felix: [Looks JYP dead in the eyes and he hands the cup to Chan]