Its Literally So Funny That He Was Just Like Im A Creep Im A Weirdo. NO Metaphors No Eloquence I Am Telling

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Drarry and Pynch give off similar vibes idk why

...I’ll give it a try

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Oh???? Please?

You heard it here, be gay do crime

Sry i can’t get to work i am choking on this BBC hicken

Bold of you to assume I don’t eat all of them together in a sandwich

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✨🙈♥️ um?

Your three most recent emojis describe how your 2020 will end

Why am I starting to ship this-

Remus, peering over Logan's shoulder: Whatcha doin dorkness?

Logan, without even thinking: Drawing tattoos that I'll never have, becauae of reasons.

Remus: Drawing? You can draw?!

Logan, cringing just a little as he clutches his book close to his chest: Yes... I was told that drawing is an inherently "Roman" thing to do, so I usually only do it in private. I'd really.. really appreciate if you didn't mention it to them... Especially not to Patton.

Remus, now one hundred percent more worried about Logan: No problem dorkness I promise...

Remus: ...

Remus, randomly pointing to one in the book: What's this one based on? I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. It looks absolutely dreadful, in the best way possible~

Logan, perking up quite a bit: Well actually it was based on this old Greek notion of-

The hargrevees 💗💗

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

Words cannot begin to explain-

No one:

Five’s brain during paradox psychosis: