Why Is This So Fucking Loud I Didn’t Want To Get Called Out Like This Fuck

obama needs to get back to me quicker. i put in a request to have a guest appearance in my dreams months ago! i even paid extra for a quote! still haven’t gotten it tho.

I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.

"kill yourself": overdone and unoriginal. amateurish, even. honestly more embarrassing for you than the person you say it to.

"if we were both shiny objects a crow would choose me over you": devastating. an insult that you'll never forget for as long as you live. there's no coming back from this one.

same but like, i also think i’d remember if a mummy started spewing green smoke in my face while telling me how i was going to die in peril...

I think the one of the most unrealistic thing in Percy Jackson is that they can remember the prophecies word for word. Like, dude, I can't even remember what I ate for dinner, and then you come here and quote a whole dam prophecy WORD FOR WORD!

i dislike you all. that was the worst sound ever to curse my ears. very…. moist

exactly how are people supposed to end a conversation? i just ended a zoom call by saying “welp. looks like Death is calling on me again. gotta go my dudes. see y’all in hell” and ended the meeting with peace signs and finger guns but something tells me that was The Wrong Way.

phil’s editing appreciation post <3

if there’s one thing that phil’s appearance in this video proved it’s that he really is awkward when following a script

Gay and Not Proud - Daniel Howell | YouTube Pride 2021

may i add

- "I'm two quarters and a heart down, and I don't want to forget how your voice sounds."

Fall Out Boy lyrics that make me feel things(part 1):

- "I don't know where you're going, but to you got room for one more troubled soul?"

- "'Til tonight do us part"

- "They say quitters never win, but we walked the plank on a sinking ship"

- "And all my thoughts of you, they could heat or cool the room"

- "The best way to make it through with hearts and wrists intact is to realize two out of three ain't bad"

- "I confessed to you riding shotgun underneath the purple skies"

- " Just off the key of reason I thought I loved you, but it's just how you looked in the light"

- "I'm a stitch away from making it, and a scar away from falling apart "

- "The glow of the cities below lead us back to the places that we never should have left"

- "We only do it for the scars and stories, not the fame"

- "Did you ever love her, do you know? Or did you never want to be alone?"