Im Getting Dumber As I Age But Im Also Getting More Friends. I Used To Know About Math And Linguistics

Cute things to say between breaths while making out

- I fucking hate you

- Jesus Christ man I hate you

- I can’t believe how much I hate you

- I hate you

kissing another tboys hairy tummy and telling him how handsome he is

Perv gf that gets wet from watching you jerk off

hey, dont cry…cowboy tying you up with his lasso, okay?

if you shave your bush you lose your sparkle

i love boys with weird little obscure interests

like yes baby tell me all about your favorite movie that came out in 2001 that only you and 3 other people know about. You are the most gorgeous thing ever

Hug him from behind and then slowly jerk him off and tell him that he’s a good boy when he cums

i am not a hint taker. u need to speak up.

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

“Fighting that leads to sex” this “fighting then making out” that

Fighting that leads nowhere. Fighting fully clothed, then dragging our tired asses out for a strong drink and some trash diner food. Not talking much. Maybe one of us breaks the silence and says ‘man, I kinda liked that’, and then the other says ‘shut up, jackass’