Recently Got Into The Desmond ASMR Channel And It’s Great- BUT WHYY, JUST WHY?? I KNOW HIS MOTTO IS

GO FUCK YOURSELF

Sixxx I burnt the water.

@ramenwaitr3ss

These EA audios are getting more and more tense by the fucking second and I’m LIVING for it.

I heard about it from TikTok, then what I listened to the first aftershock audio half way through, and just binge listened to all of Vincent’s audios.

How did you guys find Redacted?

I’ll go first:

David’s jealous audio was on my recommendation.

EA SPOILERS

YESSD I GOT MY HUSBAND AGAIN‼️‼️‼️‼️💃💃💃

And he’s a sick boi in this one, he’s such a cutie😭😭 I love him sm💟💟

“And you’re sweet…very sweet, even when you shouldn’t be with me. You’re sweet…and I’m not *cute little giggles*”

IM GONNA SCREAAAMMMMMMMM AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Word cannot express how much I love this audio so much😭😭

So far I’m enjoying the fool! Verse a lot💟

I may not be a giraffe reader—but even then, gotta help out tall readers out there.

{(ENGLISH NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, IGNORE IT OR PLS FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME)}

SO

I just saw a post talking about "readers" "y/n" whatever, being so so small, so cute, so adorable... Then we, taller bitches, being like: 🤡

I like when writers avoid talking about appearance and gender and stuff like that, so can we also include height pls? Cuz it's makes me cringe so bad when the reader are "you looking so small, he could tower you" "you're so small that (insert character) could carry you easily"💀

And I'm like "bitch I'm 5'7 wth??"

And I not even >that< tall, but I still cringe so fcking hard. So I can't even imagine my real tallest babies out there..

So pls, writers, unless the character is REALLY REALLY HUGE, can we just avoid talk about it?

My giraffes readers out there, feel free to reblog this, lets make this a thing pls lmao

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I'm sorry if I'm making this a little bit too personal (cuz I rly am), but I need to say, this have been one of my biggest insecurities for my whole life. In my country, the smallest ones have always been the most likeables, so this didn't help much with my self-love. (Also me not being white with straight hair, but we're not talking about this now).

So yeah, lets rly make this a thing pls

I’ll be taking those 40 bucks then-

$40 bucks to ANYONE who can listen to the Imperium James audio and actually pay attention —no spacing out of ANY kind

Spoilers‼️‼️‼️

Omg… potter staged the fight so that him AND Vincent wouldn’t get pinned for the murder.

HE’S A FUCKING GENIUS.

Patreon spoilers

Wakey wakey Gavin got a new audio.

Also another thing hush is so soft spoken too, I dead ass fell asleep when I first listened to his second audio—I had to re-listen to it, and he’s so sweet!!!

When’s the angst coming 🤔🤔🤔

Please this man is hilarious 😭