Jon I Love You

I KNOW! YOU KNOW!

STOP SHOWING ME THE BOY WITH THE FLESH HAT

that one scene in crooked kingdom

Crazy that they fuckin were all like, 'oh, well, Charlie's a lesbian so SHE can't talk to guys!!! She doesn't know how!!! She's physically incapable of it!!!' and then went, 'so the obvious solution is that dean flirt with men FOR her!'

Like baby boy

the call is coming from inside the house

made these, like, forever ago. thought maybe i'd share them

If Peeta hadn’t been captured Mockingjay would’ve had quite a juxtaposition because in between all the war and destruction, we could have the comedy of Katniss and Peeta acting like a married couple but thinking they were “just friends”.

Katniss: yeah, I’m going to sleep with him every night but we’re just really close friends

Peeta: yeah, we kissed over and over when she woke up from being shot but she’s not in love with me

Katniss: yeah, we talk in meetings like a unit and walk in and out of them holding hands but we’re just a very good team

Peeta: yeah, I flirted and danced with her at the wedding but that’s just my natural response to being in her proximity

Katniss: yeah Gale I just don’t want a romantic relationship, no that’s not a hickey

the foxes, after living with neil and andrew all year: you two???? what????? i’m so surprised!!! why didn’t you say anything????

jean, after seeing them interact one (1) time: well this is gay and also none of my business

tpg