Shawn Spencer - Blog Posts

Psych is the perfect example of how the Homestuck relationship quadrants play out irl

Shawn and Gus are moirails. Like, perfect definition.

Shawn and Jules are matesprits. (Duh)

Shawn and Lassie are kismessitudes. With Gus, Jules, and even arguably Chief Vick stepping in as auspistices as needed.

I could write an essay on this, as both a Homestuck and Psych autistic. Argue with the wall, you know I’m right and y’all have just been too afraid to say it

i just wanna say that shawn spencer would 100% say "let me cook" while talking through a psychic vision

I'm sensing... I'm sensing that you're a little bitch. The spirits recommend that you shut the fuck up.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAWN!!

🎉🥳🎂

If I had a nickel for everytime there was a neurodivergent, childish, genius character that pretended to have superpowers to solve cases that the police were not able to I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Maybe shawn is like an actual psychic.

I was just watching season 4 episode 5 "shawn gets the yips" and he just called lassie, who bended to pick up the Phone right as a shot fires at where his head was. Like that one phonecall saved his live. Why is noone talking about this!

OMG. This is incredible!!! I think you may have read my mind.

quick little drabble based on @famkoe's prompt: the chief has reluctantly approved an undercover mission starring lassiter. Lassiter is determend to show how great he is at this. Shawn is Just confused about why lassie Just walked into his favourite gay bar.(shassie)

Sean was two drinks in on the dance floor. His shirt had mysteriously unbuttoned itself and the DJ was halfway through [music]. And the edges of his world were starting to get fuzzy just the way he likes them.

gus had refused to come tonight on account of "there are never any girls at that place"to which Sean pointed out

"Gus, don't be a limp piece of confetti in the morning after a birthday party. that's the point buddy. no girls just men. And some boys. A fair few lads as well. Come on. We see girls all the time. "

unfortunately, Sean had lost that argument, and so it was forced to face the gay club alone. :(. he was working to rectify that situation, settling up to a taller man With an umbrella in his cup, when something caught Sean's eye.

He tilted his head and squinted – inwardly smiling at what Gus's reaction would've been – and focused on the shoes he could just make out from behind a throng of people across the bar.

he recognized those dark brown men's casual loafers from somewhere. Flipping for his memory, he realized they were the same shoes Lassie have been wearing that day at the police station.

Sean abruptly left the conversation he had been half paying attention to holding up a finger in the direction of tight pants. he hurried over to the crowd of people and yes. It was detective Carlton Lassiter.

well, Carlton Lassiter yes. Detective? Sean had never seen a detective wearing nothing but a tight green mesh top and Jean shorts with a bandanna in both back pockets. Lassie's back was pressed up against a bar, overwhelmed by the five men all crowding around him, trying to buy him drinks. Sean grabbed his elbow and said loudly "come on Ted. Let's get you home. " And turn it to the nearest bathroom.

when they reached the men's room shawn pulled carlton through the door as 2 other men stumbled out, far more inebriated that shawn was.

"spencer what the hell are you doing here? i won't have you blowing my cover just because the chief wouldn't put you on the bone street case." lassie hissed at him while checking under the stall doors for eves-droppers

"bone street? blow your cover? lassie i was just dancing when i saw those horrible shoes, i mean, seriously man, who wears boat shoes to a night out? don't answer that i have a better question, how did it work?? those twinks were crawling all over you maybe i should dress like it's my uncle's wedding next time"

"they're not boat shoes spencer they're men's casual shoes. they go with any outfit even..." lassiter looked down and looped a finger around a black and gold string of his shirt "this thing" he finished

shawn looked down at the taller man's shirt, unable to stop staring at the waves of salt and pepper hair tangled in the tight garment

"shawn!" he yelled. shawn looked up, getting the feeling his name had been said several times.

just then a knock came at the door and the two made eye contact, lassiter determined and shawn mischievous.

before the detective could say anything shawn said

"lassie do you trust me?"

"no."

"well, you can't be hiding a gun in those shorts and we're on my turf so just follow my lead" he said quickly as the door handle turned

"i- what? sha-" lassiter spluttered as shawn stood on his tiptoes to meet his lips

as their mouths touched shawn pushed him to the wall, one hand up by his face, pinning him in and the other slipped underneath the waistband of the jean shorts by carlton's hip.

shawn broke the kiss for a split second as the door was opening to hiss "hands on my ass big boy"

carlton complied, not entirely sure if he liked being called a big boy but the zing that went through his body as he awkwardly grabbed shawn's but was undeniable.

through the rushing in his ears lassiter could hear a quiet chuckle from the door way and a man say "i'll just use the ladies' then" before the door closed

expecting shawn to stop he put his hands down, but instead shawn's teeth moved lower to meet his ear. in a moment he would deny later, carlton closed his eyes, waiting for shawn to kiss his neck, but instead shawn whispered in a jovial and seductive tone "by the way, ted, the guy in the with the orange shirt who was trying to buy you a whiskey killed that girl two weeks ago. you might want to bring him in for questioning" before walking out the door and back onto the dance floor, leaving carlton reeling

The only things that shawn mentioned that i remember were tears for fears and maroon 5.

what kind of music would the gang listen to?

(specifically shawn cause i need it for a fic but also anyone else)

Juliet is stronger than me fr, i would have broken up with shawn after this shit.

I distinctly remeber judging abigail hardcore after she met up with henry after shawn told her not to. Then he turns around and does this shit.

Its alright. Still love him though.

Update: i have bought us matching pineapple earings. She has yet to wear them.

Me and my bff always argue about who is shawn and who is gus in oir friendship. It usually goes like this:

Her: what if i said i had to work tomorrow

Me: Then i would be all alone:(

Her: it would be like leaving gus alone without shawn.

Me: you mean shawn without gus.

Her: said the liar.

Me: not.

I would once again like to profess my love to you.

You are a gem and exactly what this fandom needs.

I should start a fan account about you.

blatant falsehood but go off

I have now thought of lassie as deadpool and i'm going insane

Just think about it. We have never seen shawn and spiderman in the same room. Ya feel me?!?

Just think about it. We have never seen shawn and spiderman in the same room. Ya feel me?!?

Me and my bff always argue about who is shawn and who is gus in oir friendship. It usually goes like this:

Her: what if i said i had to work tomorrow

Me: Then i would be all alone:(

Her: it would be like leaving gus alone without shawn.

Me: you mean shawn without gus.

Her: said the liar.

Me: not.

Having gay sex would have solved half their issues i think

If I had to describe psych to someone, I'd tell them that it's a show about a dude, who's just a guy, that happens to be scamming his local police department, meanwhile having sexual tension with everyone around him; namely, one Carlton Lassiter

I read a fic where he just passes the duck Out becaus he was at a hat convention with gus.

It was epic

Shawn Spencer walks into a room full of people wearing hats and takes instant psychic damage

This moment has actually become the fundamentals of my soul. You don't even wanna know

Psych 1x15 (2/2)

They are 2 geniusses who make a conscious decision to be idiots

I like to believe that Gus is a full blown 300 IQ genius because then there'd be a rational explanation to his character conveniently spurting the relevant hyper-specific fact of the moment and he befriended Shawn because game recognises game, Shawn was the only one who could challenge him. Gus is tidy genius and Shawn is chaotic genius.

He is indeed by babygirl. I Just want to pick him up and put him and my breastpocket.

"my pretty princess" "my babygirl" and it's a grown ass man (shawn spencer)

Shawn spencer, my favourite disaster bisexual.

he's so proud of himself for making this guy laugh

PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ABOUT THIS. i will give you my soul.

babe, don't cry... Teen Wolf Psych!AU 👀

This is so incredibly real of u and i have the same issue. Except i Just don't have the patience. HELP

I can’t write psych fanfic bc I just don’t have the correct voices in my head (not like that) but I do have ideas. Thinking of sharing them with the world in hopes that someone else will write it for me

So real.

I love you.

hi unpopular opinion, feel free to roast me, but i hate juliet x gus so much actually. i either love or am indifferent to like every other ship in this show (((and im only 6 seasons in so maybe something happens later on that'll change my mind))) but it just feels like theres nothing there and it's just like "oh who's left over after shassie"

Like in that episode where they go on the dating show and the bachelorette thinks Gus and Shawn are in love with each other. Or in that episode where Juliet has to fake date online and to keep her cover Shawn grabs lassie and acts all lovey dovey and he even grabbed Lassiters ass.

It still baffles me how shawn isn't cannonly Bisexual . Usually I don't mind if things like that aren't cannon , bc it can be subtle or just a little headcannon. Shawn tho really obviously displays intrest in both men and women , yet is still regarded as stright.

It is just kind of odd to me. That man isn't just comfy in his sexuality , because Gus is pretty comfy in his as a stright dude and I don't think of him as being gay/bi ect (u can think what u like tho and all are epic 💪).

Shawn acts very questionable a lot of the time. In season 1 he was borderline flirtatious (or full on) with Lassiter , and across the shows run there are several questionable comments he makes, or other characters make about his intrest in both men and women. Maybe I'm projecting on him too much or smth, idk , but some stuff he said man just raises eyebrows sometimes.

I aspire to one day be the level of chaotic bisexual that is Shawn Spencer

Edit: Ugh, this sucks. The first gif started doing weird stuff like a month after I posted it. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Note the subtle differences. They are all screaming, but in the first, they scream and then indulge in the hidden fruit. The second, idk, if you don’t want the subtitle.

Also that first one took like thiRTY MINUTES TO GET BELOW 3 MB’S. WHY. PINEAPPLES WHY ARE YOU SO COMPLICATIHEOIHSFRWQP

https://compress-or-die.com/ saved the gif

psych is such a good take on a modern detective bc most detectives r like grrrr 😡 I’m an uptight grumpy goose who the world has worn down 😡 I’ve seen more terrible things than u can even imagine 😡 don’t insult my intelligence with your blathering. and shawn spencer, a bisexual adhd whirlwind w daddy issues, is like ‘ew a dead body. gross! let me put on a silly disguise and flirt with the suspects. maybe do a dance. by the way it was the nanny I knew that like ten hours ago but needed to dramatize the moment for the bit’