okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle
currently smacking down the unexpected return of the perennial urge to drop off the face of the planet for twenty hours to bingewatch FMAB again
I love how Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood starts with Ed being super melodramatic and saying things like “Thanks to science we have to power to play god” and “I’m just like Icarus flying too close to the sun” and it ends with him telling the personification of the universe that the power of friendship is stronger than magic
yet another drawing that I didn't post on tumblr (because I did not have a Tumblr account in 2014)!
I was OBSESSED with FMA when I was a kid!
WHY DIDN’T I SEE THIS A WEEK AGO
I would like all Americans (and everyone else) who are excited for the Superbowl to know: Before the actual Superbowl there's a live tournament on TV, here in Germany, called "American Ice Football".
It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.
It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.
Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:
ANDOR | 2.01 - 2.03 + TEXT POSTS
Dragons: *exist*
The M20 flavor texts: Anyways let's hear from someone who died
Something funny about the Scott Pilgrim adaptions I've noticed:
Ramona Flowers in the comics: "I change my hair like every 3 weeks"
Ramona Flowers in the movie: "I change my hair like every week and a half."
Ramona Flowers in the the anime: changes her hair every single day
At this rate if they make another adaption her hair will just start color shifting at all times like she got a damn invincibility star
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
gonna post a controversial take alright are y’all ready??
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actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DON’T CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY
so like
…yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading