When Edward Ran Into His Father Again At Trisha's Grave, Hohenheim Acts Like A Jerk, But Think About

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

i’m kinda obsessed with ben stillers bluesky

i hauve a cold

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

So, roughly 20 years ago, I got really into FMA bc of my older sibling, and we watched the original anime on adult swim together and I always liked it but I never read the entire manga series so I never knew how the actual story was meant to progress, let alone end.

All this is just to say that after 15 years, I finally sat down and watched the entirety of Brotherhood and I just… I want to scream at the top of my lungs bc I don’t know how else to express all of this emotion lmao. Like I’m going insane does anyone need anything!!!!

ok so hear me out

Huge win for the Jiminy Cricket fans

I could look at the flavor text and art of random magic cards for hours on end

Flavor Text Highlights - Magic 2020

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Cool - Show of Valor

“As the knight struggled to stand, his squire took up his blade. The foe advanced not a single step.” —Krinnea, Siege of the Bone Spire

Funny - Pattern Matcher

“Good! Now put it with the other widdle bunnies.” —Sargis Haz, artificer

Worldbuilding - The Lament for Bala Ged Cycle

“Yarok grieves within the waste Of Bala Ged’s corrupted land.”

“Yarok’s waters rush and rage Where armies bled into the sand.”

“Yarok’s nightmares lurk and wait Where dark despair is near at hand.”

“Grief and rage and nightmares fade Where hope and comfort make their stand.” —Lament for Bala Ged

Emotional - Tale's End

“When you are gone, will anyone remember your story?” —Unknown

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Happy FMA day!

Don’t forget 3 oct 11

NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.

AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.