Wait, Wait Hold On. Bitch (pos), You're Telling Me This Isn't Just A Photo?? Like Seriously, I Genuinely

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

Cooking With Tumblr: "Why Are We Here? Just to Suffer?" Edition

Tumblr, I come to you as a woman on the verge of fulfilling her destiny. Thanks to a viral poll by @relientk, the newest meme on Tumblr is vanilla extract, specifically the act of using too much of it. Pure vanilla extract is, of course, expensive and also strong in small amounts. Who among us has that much vanilla extract on hand and is foolish enough to attempt this?

Me.

For personal reasons, I have a lot of vanilla extract in my apartment. It was here before the meme, and it will be here after. I had all the ingredients for the horrible poll cake except for milk, so I went out and bought some milk. It is three in the morning and very cold outside. Why am I doing this now instead of waiting for the poll to finish? Two reasons: the first being how fickle the internet in burning through memes, and the second being that five days gives my better judgement enough time to convince me not to do this.

Will God stop my sinful hands before the cake makes it into the oven? Let's find out!

Oh my! My first tag in (I have no idea what these things are called) Ty for the tag! 1: Bullet Proof - La Roux (Ads >:( x4) 2: Ghosts - Ladytron 3: A Cup Of Coffee Remastered 2023 - Katy Perry (Ads >:( x2) 4: Ready or Not - Bridgit Mendler 5: Mirage - Ladytron (Ads >:( x3) 6: Shampain - MARINA (& The Diamonds) 7: Two Birds - Regina Spektor (Ads >:( x3) 8: Tigerlily - La Roux 9: Not Fair - Lily Allen (Ads >:( x2) 10: Boss Bitch - Doja Cat Tehe, prepare to get tagged @glittermutt @mythbank @meetimeeti

I'm afraid that's everyone I know

rules — shuffle your “on repeat playlist” and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people

Tagged by: @inourtownofhawkins

You’re on Your Own, Kid - Taylor Swift

Body Better - Maisie Peters

Anti-Hero - Taylor Swift

Runaway - Bon Jovi

Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Teenagers - The Summer Set and Against The Current

I Think He Knows - Taylor Swift

John Hughes Movie - Maisie Peters

Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) [Byrce Miller/Alloy Tracks Remix] - Steve Perry/Journey

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve - Taylor Swift

Tagging: @heroeddiemunson @eddiesquinns @eddie-dustin @stolenxkissess @dadjoelmiller @ricky-olson @cheerscoops @comeontaylorspeaknow @moonlayl @ben–solos

“kill them with kindness” WRONG! nether dimension

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@trashcasket Us with all of our OC plans and schemes

it is incredibly frustrating to see the non-response from westerners to what is arguably the worst natural disaster in recent memory. when the ukraine-russia war broke out, it was on everyone's blogs. everyone--at least on my dash--was trying to spread awareness of the humanitarian crisis. but now?

fucking crickets.

absolutely nothing.

this earthquake has already claimed 20k confirmed lives. it has only been 5 days. most wrecks have not been excavated yet.

we need all the help we can get, but not a single fucking person is doing anything to help spread the message. people who proudly put the ukrainian flag in their display names or in their bios are nowhere to be seen now. the influencers youtubers and tiktok micro-celebrities who shared donation posts and ukrainian refugee testimonials daily are dead silent now. why? why do you only care when the people dying are somewhat like you? do we need to be whiter to deserve your attention? or more christian? do we not deserve your energy as is? are we, turks and syrians, not humans?

im so fucking sorry if donation posts don't fit your blog's aesthetic or if the news are just so fucking draining for you. every single one of you motherfuckers living in the west should be ashamed of yourselves for how differently you are treating us versus how you treated ukrainians when the war broke out.

if this happened in any western country you'd all be making infographics on how to donate or help.

right now the only reason why people on my dash are devastated is because the rhythm guitarist from my chemical romance had a haircut.

all of you need to be doing better.

do better.

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through