Reblog To Give Mutuals A Break From Whatever They're Been Going Through

Arlo showin’ up, twice my height, to save me from bandits?

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

Spotlight on Alpine Lake Grass

It is my understanding that Katy Perry's Hot N Cold is fundamental character development

making up oc lore: fuck yes a little guy just for me

writing down oc lore: what the fuck

Cooking With Tumblr: "Why Are We Here? Just to Suffer?" Edition

Tumblr, I come to you as a woman on the verge of fulfilling her destiny. Thanks to a viral poll by @relientk, the newest meme on Tumblr is vanilla extract, specifically the act of using too much of it. Pure vanilla extract is, of course, expensive and also strong in small amounts. Who among us has that much vanilla extract on hand and is foolish enough to attempt this?

Me.

For personal reasons, I have a lot of vanilla extract in my apartment. It was here before the meme, and it will be here after. I had all the ingredients for the horrible poll cake except for milk, so I went out and bought some milk. It is three in the morning and very cold outside. Why am I doing this now instead of waiting for the poll to finish? Two reasons: the first being how fickle the internet in burning through memes, and the second being that five days gives my better judgement enough time to convince me not to do this.

Will God stop my sinful hands before the cake makes it into the oven? Let's find out!

Besties pray for me

I had a dentist appointment yesterday, today, and tomorrow 🙃and I have to be up at like 5 AM to make the one tomorrow

wait, wait hold on. Bitch (pos), you're telling me this isn't just a photo?? Like seriously, I genuinely thought this was just a photo

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

Naked, Contempt, and Black Magic. what on earth is going to happen to me in the new year??

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

One thing I really don’t like in apocalyptic fiction is the heavy reliance on cars (not you, Mad Max, you’re the exception) and other motorized crafts with animals being a secondary afterthought in terms of transportation and labor. Like, gasoline expires. It degrades. And the motorways would be a fucking nightmare if there was an event that caused somewhat sudden mass human death. Horses would be able to weave around cars and onto the shoulder and also through deer trails and smaller paths. And the upkeep on horses is much easier to do without electricity and complex machinery than cars. You can learn to forge a horseshoe/oxshoe from recycled metal but making a rubber tire from scratch as one person would be nearly impossible. And you can eat a beast of burden once it reaches the end of its working life, it probably won’t taste good but it is nutritious. You can’t shoot your car and make a nutritious broth from its bones when the engine block cracks.