Latest Posts by salviao - Page 6

but... shrimp is bugs...

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

:3

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Truly an icon.

relatable

"Woof"

goodnight mrs missile (i transed your heat seeking missile)

Is it the trans girl curse that we're all so eepy all the time?

I got recommended myself thrice in a row

I'm so famous

heck yah

Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

feminine boys with intent to harm were canon to s1 dude ive no clue what dr stone you were watching

i can't believe evil femboys are canon to dr stone

why is my tumblr feed so relatable wtf

How many gifted young "boys" turned out to be puppy girls who don't want to be valued for their intelligence at all anymore? Cause I know it's not just me

New D&D idea. make a character based off the meaning of your name.

If your name is Alexander Smith? You're now a defender of metalworkers. Alexander (Man's defender, warrior) Smith (Metalworker)

Your name's Marcus Jones? You're devoted to the war God's grace. Marcus (Dedicated to Mars, warlike) Jones (God's grace)

Ayla Cruse? Moon's bold halo/light. Ayla (Moonlight, or halo around the moon) Cruse (bold, fierce)

You can make it even more spicy putting your middle name into it. Depending on how long your name is, you'll go from a fairly blank slate to a character with premade lore. You might even try going for the more spicy or funny of the many meanings your name may have.

Even if you don't do it with D&D, it's just a fun little game to see who's got the best name meaning.

transition goals

Funguary entry 10 - Pink Waxcap

fine, i can draw a conventionally attractive woman sometimes

funny how theres no bad ones

🖤 if you want me dead

ANONYMOUS PDA MEME

💖: i have a romantic crush on you!

💜: i want to make sure you’re happy

💙: i have a friend crush on you!

💚: im a little jealous of you

💛: i just think you’re cute!

💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage

👀: im too shy to talk to you

💗: i want to give you a hug!

💋: i want to kiss you!

💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you

🔊: im really glad i started following you!

💬: we should talk more!

💭: i think about you a lot

👏: everything you say is great wtf…

🎧: you have excellent music taste!

👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!

🚨: you intimidate me

I got the CEO (branchiura)

a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

teaspoon.

authors!!

quick question...

i still like mint aero :]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

the struggle of wanting to stuff myself to the brim with E the second I turn 18 but having a crush on a straight girl 😔😔😔

I WANNA BE A PRETTY TGIRL!! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!!

reblog if mint aero is the best chocolate bar in the world and you're tired of people never even considering it

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

anyone else see that huge green light in the s

Let’s go, Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke!

a mix of 75% potassium nitrate to 10% sulfur and 15% charcoal and a tiny bit of sugar makes gunpowder.

the recipe is lenient so you don't have to be exact.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

a mix of 75% potassium nitrate to 10% sulfur and 15% charcoal and a tiny bit of sugar makes gunpowder.

the recipe is lenient so you don't have to be exact.

Yippee! It's 02:34 am here in the UK!

(this is not scheduled and I should not be awake)

Yippee! It's 7:25 pm here in the UK!

(this is a scheduled post it's 11:17 am as I'm writing this)

who the fuck is kay

are you psychometry kay or saiki kay

a mix of 75% potassium nitrate to 10% sulfur and 15% charcoal and a tiny bit of sugar makes gunpowder.

the recipe is lenient so you don't have to be exact.

it has come to my attention that my posts are actually seen by people, and for this i am very sorry.

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Today feels like one of those days where you go out for a nice walk down a river, on a path in a forest. There's birds singing and the scent of wild garlic in the air. A plane passes overhead, its low drone almost relaxing to hear.