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medieval people wouldn't understand a damn word you said except cat, what, fuck, man etc so yeah any tweet would blow their mind unless you translate it
easily one of my favourite tweets of all time
Okay so a lot of MAGA voters are regretting their vote and my first thought was definitely “lmao get fucked, live with it like the marginalized groups you’ve forced this hell upon” but my second thought was that if us folks on the left decide to shun these people who’ve left MAGA we’re setting the precedent that there’s no point in deciding to change for the better and they should just stay with the nazis because they’ll be ostracized either way. The best time to stop supporting a fascist is before you do so in the first place but the second best time is now. It does truly take real strength to admit you’ve fucked up so incredibly badly as to help elect a nazi. It’s okay to be angry at the people who are somehow only now realizing trump won’t help them, and you don’t have to be friends with someone who did that, but as a collective let’s not turn them back to the nazis. Every person counts. Every person who decides to get off the MAGA train is one less person backing a fascist dictator.
Cruel Angel's Thesis
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
blep :þ
guys please
For every 250 notes this gets I'll put a trans flag over a public american flag, flag locations are negotiable :3
In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.
P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
and the shitty ass litmus paper I conjured from my rock pocket
What did y'all do on valentine's day because I started a chemical leak
my favourite british staple
future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
these two would not be able to tell what the other was saying unless the doctor for some resson decided to become fluent in a 900 year old version of english. old english was spoken up until about 875 years ago. If you can't understand old english, you wouldn't be able to understand them.
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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
"Don't lean too far, it'll get on your head"
Real quite from this incident
What did y'all do on valentine's day because I started a chemical leak
new pfp!!!!!!!!!!!!! yippie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
google it
i'm on bluesky now
if you want me to actually post, i've got the same name on there
i post several times a day so if you want me to speak my lovely little gay mind then woohoo
also i post a lot about food or eating so uh
BALALEY‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯
Throw you in the air and scream balaley? No, I wanna kill you.
i literally just opened the fucking app and this os the first thing i see
ahahaha get provmakered
(this is not canon to either bill's lore!)
(unless?)
i'm on bluesky now
if you want me to actually post, i've got the same name on there
i post several times a day so if you want me to speak my lovely little gay mind then woohoo
also i post a lot about food or eating so uh
cybergoth miku
uh sure yeah
you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?
5th one is so rengoku core
edit: upon further inspection, that was rengoku. i'm an idiot.
@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks
Extremely quick rant about how cute you are:
you are so cute.
TL;DR
you're cute.
TL;DR
ur cute
Tomodachi Life uodate: The son of Mettaton and Azula (named Jenson) is married to the daughter of SCP-173 and some random anime lady (named Emily)
Oh yeah, and God has been in 2 fights with Jenson. Satan seems to be staying out of trouble and is even becoming quite popular among the locals.
Also Admiral Zhao, also knowm as Zhao the conqueror is still very happily married to an tiny elderly Chinese lady
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hey @salviao
you're hydrated voiceless rectal trill
The shapes are on Instagram I am in a prison of my own making
I wish it could be christmas everydayyyy
Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.
Always
Guy fawkes? Yeah, fawke that guy. Stupid idiot failed and now every early november is fucked by my neighbours trying to snipe the fucking gulls with explosives. fuck off patricia im trying to eat my bloody chicken.
not only this, but now we have to study the most famous example of meatriding in human history since Shakespeare wrote Macbeth.
