Colin Oh No. Oh No Colin. Stop Please. Don't Make Me Mute The TV.

Colin just nodding in the background as Lazlo goes off about the power of sex and poor Guillermo is just tryna avoid talking like:

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the pitt on twitter part 1 (part 2 here, part 3 here)

America.

Am I supposed to think this looks like actual food. No bacon should be that red.

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

I’m reading that new memoir about working at Facebook,”Careless People,” and it’s just fucking insane.

At one point Facebook wanted to be an international hub for organ donation. The “Lean In” lady asked why she couldn’t go down to Mexico and buy a kidney if her four year old needs one. This is literally on p.57. What the fuck else is going to be in this book if that is on page 57

As a is, like 8-15, I was obsessed with George & Mildred and Yes, Minister. Nobody in my very British family has ever seen Yes, Minister, and the absolute guttural horror I experienced when discovering that there is one (1) fanfic writer making dozens of fanfiction shipping two of the characters (which is such a fuck no) written only in Chinese *and there was one only 2 days old* has left me too scared to dare look at whatever hell lies in the George & Mildred fandom if it exists.

question 2 my followers: what’s the most obscure piece of media you’ve ever developed a fixation with? not obscure as in “at one point had a reasonably thriving fandom that eventually faded” but something you feel you were almost entirely alone in your appreciation for

Seeing Nandor in a human setting alone is so bizarre.

Alasdair my king out here again, this time to honestly don't know what the fuck he is doing but I support it.

Blade Runner (but Mr Blobby is there)

Watch out various different Elvi, I’m coming for you