Watch out various different Elvi, I’m coming for you
Oh my gods Guillermo out here defending ‘Nandors heart’ like he isn’t at all jealous or anything.
Weeding night, I mean we all knew he'd been dead for a while but
Nandermo shippers being fed prime pining blood right here.
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I think Moby Dick might be cosmic horror. Captain Ahab is like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's not a whale. God is an evil master controlling every living human like a puppet, free will is an illusion, we are caught in a cruel trap made by god. THAT WHALE IS THE MASK OF THAT GOD"
HE THINKS HE THINKS if he can kill the whale, he can break humanity free of the bonds of GOD. and our narrator boy Ishmael is like "uh...i think it might just be a big whale and you have trauma" BUT THEN AT THE END ISHMAEL SEES IT and he's like "oh no. it's god"
and like. IT KILLS EVERYONE IT EATS AHAB AND DRAGS HIM INTO HELL SCREAMING. it IS god. nature is god.
god what a good story
i love too that if you know it from pop culture you know Ahab's leg was eaten by the whale? well thats the more soft version, in the story proper you hear he was basically CHEWED ALIVE, his whole body is held together with HATE and THE WILL TO KILL GOD and WHALE BONE PROSTHETICS.
AT SOME POINT he just HOLDS SOME LIGHTNING and everyone is like "Captain ahab is so cool i'd die for him" and the only one going "hey this seems weird" is the main character
but yeah every time i'm like "GOD MOBY DICK IS SO GOOD" people are like "the whale hunting story?? with the stinky boring men???" and i get sad.
Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me!
Seeing Nandor in a human setting alone is so bizarre.
I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.
I both love it and feel a visceral sense of wrongness the more I hear it. Perfect.
The mashup you never thought would work
here you go everyone
THE DINO KING IS ON MY DASH SUCH A HAPPY DAY.
Migel Narvin <3 poor man keeps getting eaten
EVERYONES FAVOURITE TIME TRAVELLING ZOOLOGIST:
Things suck right now. Who wants to join me in making paper crane chains? You don't need any special tools or artistic talent, it gives you something to do with your hands, and you end up with a pretty chain of paper cranes that you can either hang up, or throw away without feeling too wasteful. And if you do join me, post pictures in the reblogs! :)
Tools you will need: needle and thread, a pad of post-it notes, and sharpies/markers/crayons/etc. of your choice.
Asexual/Aromantic. I have a lot of fandoms and I can't brand to all of them. Basically incredibly tech anxious and will not use Tumblr normally.
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