Oh No Nandor Don’t Do It Don’t Turn Gail Its A Terrible Idea I Feel How Bad Its Gonna Be. And Oh

Okay Lazlo so this voice exists WTF I dont like it.

¡¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN!! HAPPY 15TH TO OUR BEAUTIFUL QUINCEAÑERA <3

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

I love Harry Kim so much I met him. In real life. Now *that's* love.

New episode let's go!

Colin stop dancing like that you are gonna hurt himself.

Love the alternate opening this episode so good.

Awwwwww I love the Nandor dolls I bet there will be an Etsy store selling it soon.

Vampire depression feels like nor al depression but SPICY.

IDK this brooding feels pretty gay.

That's a cult. That is a cult. Get out of there dude.

Definitely a cult.

Welcome! You must stretch before you dance.

Oh gods that is disgusting I do not vibe put the teeth back. Not like hat woman who did it with superglue though IDK get dentures.

She isn't actually drinking it this is a con I bet it is a con.

15 seconds later: "Told ya."

Lil gay fight.

Boop.

Wow Guillermo way to make the mood down.

I love Nandors new look. I want his hair.

Ahhh yes completely normal Guillermo working on my fitness.

The cult is coming.

Yey more fight scenes I love fight scenes.

I wonder how the vampires have been surviving on the blood front. Smoothies?

I love the silver-lined seat belts. I want that in my car and I don't have a car or a vampire.

Poor Nandor he looks so sad in the cage at least he can work out.

Love the end credits music. So fun.

They are about to die. Oh gods they are about to die.

They died.

I hope there is still clear signs of this stuff in the next episode. The hair, I just love the hair.

I really enjoyed the vibe of this episode seeing Nandor acting more current and human is great it says a lot for Kayvans acting skills that there was never a point that I thought it was just Kayvan. Seriously though I want that hair I wish it were achievable for me but alas it is not.

Weeding night, I mean we all knew he'd been dead for a while but

NOSFERATU FLOW

They are emailing eachother

Nandermo shippers being fed prime pining blood right here.