Oh Hey, Do You Know What Time It Is? It Is Highly Specific Resource Time!

Did Elvis ever actually fucking say "woah mama" or are you just thinking of Johnny Bravo

America.

Am I supposed to think this looks like actual food. No bacon should be that red.

Holy fucking shit what the fuck I can't even that was insane Nadja!

Those poor men...

This is my tap water I promise it's not milk.

okay i usually don’t like these kinds of posts but i was having a discussion with some friends from different part of the country/world sooo….. 

reblog and put in the tags where you’re from/whether or not you consider the tap water clean enough to drink I am actually genuinely curious. I’m from florida and i’ve been told that it’s usually unsafe to drink unfiltered. 

I feel like Lazlo would be one of those *"I can fix that"* types at first. I wish it weren't true but I can see it.

He would definitely test it out via. various sexual/pornographic things and the ace would just be there like: "..."

I've seen like three people say it would be funny if laszlo met an asexual person, and you're right, it would be like

Ace person: Yeah, I'm asexual, so I don't really feel the desire to have sex with anyone, it's just not my thing lol

Laszlo:

products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything

¡¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN!! HAPPY 15TH TO OUR BEAUTIFUL QUINCEAÑERA <3

I'm scared. Not of the sandwich, but of myself for wanting one.

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

Oh no the Venom clips are pushing in again. Is FX just like shit at actually broadcasting or something or is it just my stream.

THE DINO KING IS ON MY DASH SUCH A HAPPY DAY.

PRAISE THE NIGEL.

PRAISE HIM!

Migel Narvin <3 poor man keeps getting eaten

EVERYONES FAVOURITE TIME TRAVELLING ZOOLOGIST:

NIGEL MARVEN!