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Me and Draco's relationship in my Dr Part 2

*Draco and Sam skipping stones on lake* Draco: It’s such a beautiful evening. Sam, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Draco: *Gets down on one knee* Sam: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Draco: *Falls over* Sam: The poison is kicking in.

(Just kidding, I love him...kinda)

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Draco: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Sam: Really? Name one law Draco: Don't kill people? Sam: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

(What happens when lucius raises a child)

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Draco: It’s dark in here Sam: Don’t worry dude I got this Sam: *Stomps their feet* Sam: *Skechers light up*

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Draco: I made tea. Sam: I don’t want tea. Draco: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Sam: Then why are you telling me? Draco: It is a conversation starter. Sam: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Draco: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Draco: *Accidentally hits Sam in the face* Draco: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Draco: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Sam: What’s wrong with you?!

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Draco: Do you take constructive criticism? Sam: I only take cash or credit.

What is uppp shifters.

Hi! I’ve been on my shifting journey for around 2 1/2 years, since November 2020.

My name is Sam. 

My main drs are a fame dr, The walking dead, Bridgerton, House of the Dragon, Jujustu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, and Alexander the Great (as in 300 bc, like the past)

I was introduced during quarantine from TikTok but Ive learned since then.

I don’t really have any shifting friends so I talk to my mom about it. About 8 months ago i gave her a 4 hour long speech about it and i thought she really didn’t care but yesterday she slapped me in the face with some wisdom.

This reality is just another in a vast multiverse, therefore it is just as perfect and desirable as all the others.

She said a lot more, but that’s the basis.

Happy shifting!

Alicent: Why is he smiling? Why are you smiling?!

Aemond: What, I can't just be happy?

Helaena: Aegon fell down the stairs and took Lord Larys with him.

Aemond: (:

Fame dr ramble

idk so im just gonna type all about my fame dr cuz i love it so much im so fr. So I live in a one floor ranch house with Sapnap. My name is Sam Mathers, and Karl Jacobs (Mathers) is my twin brother. Eminems our dad. Anyway we live in a small house because im never home and i save as much possible for the mathers foundation which helps the homeless and struggling (no conflicts or genocides such as palestine are going on, free palestine) I am a worldwide famous actress and singer and am basically in anything i want because i am literally yn. Me and Sap have five pets in total, his cats and dog, and my cat, Dumpster, and raccoon, Capone. On top of acting and singing, i also stream when I can and participate in mr beast videos and stuff. My personal assistant is named Ivy and i literally love her so much. I play in the walking dead and marvel and A quiet place and Twisters and House of the Dragon and Bridgerton. It's awesome but busy but i like it like that and i love it and im gonna shift tonight and so r u.

Incorrect Quotes as me and Draco's relationship in my Hogwarts DR!

Btw I finally shifted, aaah!!

Draco: You saved me. I owe you my life. Sam: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Draco: I actually have a black belt. Sam: In what, karate? Draco: No, from Gucci.

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Draco: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sam: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Draco, tending to Sam's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Sam: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

We're like weird siblings i swear

Can i get rabies from a middle school boy? or herpes???idk. One bit me today. Hurts real bad. he looks rabid

what r u doing on tumblr. Go shift dweeb