Thinking About Constructing A City Entirely Out Of Waffle Houses. Would Be Incredibly Resistant To Disaster

John Arbuckle would say “geez I wonder what the L in LGBT means?” waiting for Garfield to respond with “heh, lasagna” but the cat would go “lesbian rights you piece of shit” and kicks him in the cock

wondering what the funniest possible song title to put into a fancy font is

Kills you slowly

I dont fuck with you

Run.

clown on clown violence

If I think therefore I am is a thing then surely that means the more you think the more you are. I’m beginning a rigorous training regime to control how much I think at any given time to make myself more or less corporeal so i can phase through walls to rob banks.

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

My brain crossed some wires and

“Girlboss, gaslight, and gatekeep. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect gamer girls. But professor utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concotion: chemical sex”

just something silly and cute

Yeah I’ve got cake. A whole lot of cake actually, their entire discography, I really like rock n roll lifestyle, and i think their cover of war pigs is my favorite version of that song also my ass is enormous

I had hiccups for three hours and this song cured it i dont know what the rest of these people getting fight or flight are on about this song cures what ails you

Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made