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Reminder: whenever someone says “babe whats wrong you’ve hardly touched your ‘x’” the babe in question is babe ruth

How new topic to fight people over

When you take off your glasses, do you fold the right earpiece in first or the left earpiece?

*keysmashes*

Nope, didnt like that one

*backspace backspace backspace…*

*keysmashes*

Shit, hands were in the wrong spot, try again

*backspace backspace backspace…*

*keysmashes*

Good. Perfection. Exquisite, just the right amount of k, a q, one non-letter symbol. This conveys my emotions exactly. Send.

All systems of measuring temperature are equally terrible we should just wear mood rings and go “hm its despair out today better put on a jacket”

My friends are collectively convincing themselves bears are succubi

Yeah I’ve got cake. A whole lot of cake actually, their entire discography, I really like rock n roll lifestyle, and i think their cover of war pigs is my favorite version of that song also my ass is enormous

I think what dnd is missing balance wise is exploding crits. I think a champion fighter should get another attack for every crit they land without a cap. I think that would be good for the action economy.

The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

Please inform me if i missed something because i probably did

You are a mark of hospitality halfling

You have 7 levels of samurai fighter

You have 6 levels of fiend warlock

You have 3 levels of redemption paladin

You have 3 levels of fey wanderer ranger

You have found two books that bring your wisdom and charisma to 22 respectively

You have spent one feat on skill expert to get expertise in persuasion

Your fighting style is superior technique

Your maneuver is commanding presence

Your cousin, throckmorton, is a wild magic barbarian/wild magic sorcerer/divination wizard/peace cleric

Your other friends are a maxed out Spirits bard, any artificer that is level 7, and a circle of stars druid

You are confronted by a god, and are given 30 seconds to convince them you deserve to live

Your cousin throcky gives you guidance, emboldening bond, a portent of 20, the wild magic sorcerer d4 and the wild magic barbarian d3

Your spirits bard spends one of their inspiration to inspire you and burns one to get a story, rolling a 1

Your artificer promises to do their best, giving you flash of genius for your dialogue

The druid, begrudgingly, offers to assist you with a cosmic omen

You take a deep breath, channel divinity, use your manuever, and beseech your patron for aid

You then roll 1d3+4d4+2d6+1d10+2d12+5+6+20+30

Rolling max on every die, you get 126. It’s just not enough.

Luckily, you had your talisman on you, and because you failed, you roll one more d4.

Persuasion Check: 130

You are a mark of hospitality halfling

You have 7 levels of samurai fighter

You have 6 levels of fiend warlock

You have 3 levels of redemption paladin

You have 3 levels of fey wanderer ranger

You have found two books that bring your wisdom and charisma to 22 respectively

You have spent one feat on skill expert to get expertise in persuasion

Your fighting style is superior technique

Your maneuver is commanding presence

Your cousin, throckmorton, is a wild magic barbarian/wild magic sorcerer/divination wizard/peace cleric

Your other friends are a maxed out Spirits bard, any artificer that is level 7, and a circle of stars druid

You are confronted by a god, and are given 30 seconds to convince them you deserve to live

Your cousin throcky gives you guidance, emboldening bond, a portent of 20, the wild magic sorcerer d4 and the wild magic barbarian d3

Your spirits bard spends one of their inspiration to inspire you and burns one to get a story, rolling a 1

Your artificer promises to do their best, giving you flash of genius for your dialogue

The druid, begrudgingly, offers to assist you with a cosmic omen

You take a deep breath, channel divinity, use your manuever, and beseech your patron for aid

You then roll 1d3+4d4+2d6+1d10+2d12+5+6+20+30

Rolling max on every die, you get 126. It’s just not enough.

Luckily, you had your talisman on you, and because you failed, you roll one more d4.

Persuasion Check: 130

Woefully unfulfilled in life due to nobody having answered the most important question I’ve ever seen

Can richard funk? I still do not know, and this haunts me.

Ranking smilies from best to worst

c:

:D

:p

:3

:-D

:)

:))))))

:]

:]]]]]]

:b

:}

Things that are humans:

T-rexes until proven otherwise

Mannequins

Smeargle

A broken tripod

Those bird toys that dip their head into a cup of water over and over

Things that arent humans:

Peacocks

Most robots

Kirby

Corporations/companies

A bop-it (up for debate)

Wild how Hetalia just stopped existing after 2014. Like, before 2014 I’d hear people talk about it now and then or have it be mentioned as a show to watch and then 2014 happened and it disappeared. It’s gone and dead now, the world is probably better off for it

I had hiccups for three hours and this song cured it i dont know what the rest of these people getting fight or flight are on about this song cures what ails you

Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made

some ruby meme redraws

wondering what the funniest possible song title to put into a fancy font is

Kills you slowly

I dont fuck with you

Run.

im gonna do it. im gonna be the one to paywall the disney content. if the staff didnt want the site to be destroyed they shouldnt have given us this power, better back up your favorite posts cause im callin big brother ShitCompany on the hellsite for its sins

Trying a Yang Xiao Long design with Asian/part-Asian features to better reflect her name. China doesn’t exist in Remnant, but Lie Ren and Mistral were clearly designed to evoke East Asian culture, so why not have Yang reflect that too, with her dad having roots in Mistral?

Golden Girl

My fan redesign of Yang for my AU!

Remnant Academy | Team RWBY

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soft cowboys

rounding up the posse to all fawn over a herd of cats what found some wild catnip

“this town ain’t big enough for the two of us. so here, y’ can sleep in my room until your house is finished bein’ built.”

walks into the saloon and the bartender rustles their hair and goes “hey champ, catch any bandits today?”

Thinking about constructing a city entirely out of waffle houses. Would be incredibly resistant to disaster and in the off chance the city actually suffered catastrophic damage it would be back up and running in like, two days. I’m a genius, or at least more genius than the idiots trying to build a subway in fort lauderdale

If I think therefore I am is a thing then surely that means the more you think the more you are. I’m beginning a rigorous training regime to control how much I think at any given time to make myself more or less corporeal so i can phase through walls to rob banks.

There is no proof KidzBop isn’t an arcane ritual performed for the sole purpose of preventing the awakening of a cosmic horror. It’s the only explanation for why it is still going, in fact.

30 day pride challenge day 6

so um i don’t have any friends on tumblr pls be my friend so no tags i guess but here’s a picture of a frog instead

🏳️‍🌈 remember 🇷🇺

while americans and europeans celebrate Pride, remember us. remember that pride is illegal in Russia. remember that we are silenced and shamed by our government and by the society we exist in, that our human rights get violated every day. remember that russians carrying rainbow flags will be beaten and thrown in jail this summer. celebrate and protest, but remember that we can’t.

Yang: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Blake: Okay.

Yang: And make out during the scary parts.

Blake: Th-

Blake: The scary parts.

Blake: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

Blake and Ruby.

Reading time.