Nobody Talk To Me, Thinking About The Poetic Eroticism Of Mushroom Omelette With Chives

I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane

I firmly believe what ever you're obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you're real unlucky it was probably twilight.

society if we were all autistic (imagine a picture of a bunch of trains)

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

old people are right. about werthers originals

[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

im such a guy who is a sort of a creature

@staff yall can delete me but you cant stop my pussy from being fat in real life so die