Old People Are Right. About Werthers Originals

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives

Idk where the Nook/Redd are bitter exes came from but HOLY FUCK do I love it. Why am I so invested in this drama between a raccoon and a fox I will never know but,,,, yeah,,,, this is the good shit.

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

I firmly believe what ever you're obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you're real unlucky it was probably twilight.

add another clove of garlic im not driving

"neurodivergent people are bad at picking up social cues" statistically untrue every day i pick up on millions of social cues that literally do not exist

Computer: *makes a sound*

Autistic: *makes the same sound*

she babel on my tower till I ἐπιούσιον

ive got nothing new to say i should be shot