Ive Never Proofread A Single Thing Ive Written In My Life As Soon The Words Are Outside My Brain I No

when my raspberries have started to mold after 2 days 

home is really just a crafting table next to a furnace and a bed

Bestie can we have gay sex sorry I mean gay sex I mean

add another clove of garlic im not driving

babygirl i can repress feelings you’ve never even heard of before

can i see more guys

eahy

I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane

Idk where the Nook/Redd are bitter exes came from but HOLY FUCK do I love it. Why am I so invested in this drama between a raccoon and a fox I will never know but,,,, yeah,,,, this is the good shit.

[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train