When My Raspberries Have Started To Mold After 2 Days 

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

They hate to see a girlboss stimming…

“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”

(via)

Wait y’all have morals?

trope where a character's eyes glow while they're using their powers

old people are right. about werthers originals

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

Idk where the Nook/Redd are bitter exes came from but HOLY FUCK do I love it. Why am I so invested in this drama between a raccoon and a fox I will never know but,,,, yeah,,,, this is the good shit.

im hungry as fuck bro can you pass me a microplastic