I Llove This Im Shaking Like A Small Dog

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you

any of us could be chosen to be disney's next first gay character... be careful kings

“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”

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practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

i feel like being a milf lover is an essential job. dr fauci send me the vaccine

oh no!!!

Idk where the Nook/Redd are bitter exes came from but HOLY FUCK do I love it. Why am I so invested in this drama between a raccoon and a fox I will never know but,,,, yeah,,,, this is the good shit.

PUSSY HAD ME LIKE YODELAYHEEHOOOOOOO

I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane