Shortbread-biscuit - Biscuit Enthusiast

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

Idk where the Nook/Redd are bitter exes came from but HOLY FUCK do I love it. Why am I so invested in this drama between a raccoon and a fox I will never know but,,,, yeah,,,, this is the good shit.

im such a guy who is a sort of a creature

when my raspberries have started to mold after 2 days 

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives

she is weird but the pussy got that psych ward sock grip

i love showering it's literally like... im clean now! lol. and i no longer have mental illnesses

The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.