The Witcher But A Sitcom Is A Concept I Enjoy Very Much

if i'm not cosplaying assume i've been possessed

my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.

and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.

edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”

i know jaskier is decently well known in canon but like... HOW well known? because i keep imagining geralt being like "oh yeah and this is my traveling companion" and you look and it's just like the fantasy equivalent of beyonce

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wish my brain was into kinky stuff like producing serotonin and dopamine

you are my sunshine.

bipolarmage:

theevanuris:

When you free the Mages and you watch the disapproval roll in

tag urself i’m functional cryptid

geralt @ anyone about to harm jaskier: excuse me, sir, that is my emotional support bard