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I like One Piece so much that even the slightest mention of it in a video I was watching made me start ecstatically pointing at the screen but it was awkwardly silent because it was like 2am and I couldn’t wake anyone up.
We’re lacking content of Thad, Bart, and Owen all together so here, I drew y’all this gift on my phone at 2 AM.
Merry Christler, you spunky queers 💞
The energy he gives makes me FERAL😤
I CAN'T FOCUS UGHH gonna need to scribble some Cad Bane when I get home why he so GODDAMN FINE??
Whatever froots your loops( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Your beautiful mexican wife was both feared and admired by all those who worked under her. Her sensuality was as intimidating as it was alluring. This all changed when she was demoted to assistant region manager of distribution in her area.
Her new WHITE boss was neither impressed nor intimidated by her. Where others were taken by her soft fair skin, he simply saw her as another beaner brown girl. He would tease her relentlessly for her thick accent, which would grow thicker as she became flustered. He’d reprimand her loudly and degradingly in front of everyone.
Slowly your wife’s confidence was eroded along with everyone’s respect for her. She went from ignoring to despising to being completely intimidated by her WHITE boss.
By the time Halloween rolled around and her boss threw the costume he’d chosen at her face she was so scared to mess up in front of him she didn’t realize it would cost her what little respect anyone had left for her.
:')
You don't notice
The everlasting sorrow
That's drowning out
The life in my eyes.
I'm weeping inside,
But you're only seeing
Soft flesh
Carrying a fabric
That lays loosely over my body.
I am but merely an item,
That had been claimed
The moment you rest your body
Against mine.
All my self worth plummeted
In a matter of seconds,
And I have never felt so ashamed.
~ceramic-feelings
So I was talking to my parents at the beginning of break
Mom: You're still playing that Skyrim game?
Me: Hey, I'm taking advantage of winter break. Besides, this is a cool game. Like, I can kill dragons, do magic, get married, join factions-
Dad: *from across the room* Get married?
Me: Yeah. And buy houses, too. I can even marry a woman. Like, I could marry my housecarl if I wanted.
Mom: Your what?
Me: Lydia. My housecarl.
Dad: Which is...?
Me: Um, she fights with me, carries my stuff-
Mom: So she's a slave?
Me: ...
Me: No.
Mom: She sounds like a slave.
Dad: What's this about you marrying a slave?
Mom: She's really a slave, right?
Me:
Mom: It seems like a failure of ethics to force your slave to marry you.
Me: But I'm not forcing her to marry me! Once I put on the Amulet of Mara she gets interested in me all on her own!
Dad: So, what, you're not attractive until you put on a fancy-dancy necklace and then force your slave to marry you?
Dad: We've raised her wrong. Keeping a slave, making her do all the dirty work, and then forcing her to get married? Incredible.
Dad: And I suppose then you force her to live with you, too.
Me:
Me:
Me: Fine, then, I'll marry Aela.
Mom: Who's Aela? Another slave?
Me: No, a werewolf. A Companion.
Dad: *throws magazine onto floor* BESTIALITY?
Mom: You're going to marry a wolf? You gonna enslave her too?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: So can I go back to campus now, or do I have to live with this for the next forever and a half?
Dad:
Mom:
Dad:
Mom: *walking into the kitchen with her hands on her head* We've raised a lesbian slave-owner who regularly commits bestiality.
Dad: She's your daughter.
Have my stupid comic with my children Oc’s that was inspired by the original post and because I can.... fight me.... you can also find this comic here
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