Time Time Is Weirdo

Tony: don’t say a word

Peter: fergalicious

Tony: what did I just say?

Peter: oh I see how it is Mr. Stark, when we played scrabble last week it wasn’t a word but now it is

Peter: how convenient for you

Realised we don't have an all inclusive "be gay do crime" or "be trans throw hands" so I suggest "be queer strike fear"

My commissions are open!

For digital art

I use a bit of a mix and match system (examples below)

Size of piece

Bust £3

Half body £5

Full body £10

Sketch

Sketch (unshaded) £2

Shaded sketch +£4

Line art

Line art +£5

Shaded line art +£7

Colour

Flat colour +£5

Shaded colour+ £7

Black and white free

Extra characters are 50% of the cost of one character

Background

Free one colour or gradient background

Simple background (1-3 elements) + £2

Complex background (up to 10 elements) +£7

For example

2 full body characters (£15) with shaded colours (£10.50) and a simple background (£2) would cost £27.50

Emotes

Single emote (character/OC) £2

Five emotes £8

Can add backgrounds

Simple or gradient background is free

More complex ( pattern etc) £1

Flag is free

Custom flag is £1

Thumbnails/ banners

£3-£10 depending on how complex

For traditional art

Realistic pieces (black and white) and abstract styles will cost between £40-£60 + shipping they will be on canvas and in any medium you want.

Will draw:

Fan art

OCs

Icons

People

Mild nsfw (nudity etc)

Mild gore

Ship art ( as long as the characters are fictional and age appropriate)

Will not draw

extreme nsfw

Extreme gore

Mechas

Furries

Complex armour

Some other things:

Payment will be through PayPal

50% will be paid after an approved plan for the piece and 50% will be paid when the price is completed. I will send a copy with a larger watermark ( think diagonal lines ) over the piece and when I am paid fully I will send a copy without the large watermark

Each piece will have a watermark which will not be removed

I will do the finished product to you on your preferred socials

Commissions should be done in a week unless something comes up

If you would like an OC / pose / scenario to be drawn please provide a reference or description.

Commercial use of the piece is 3x the original price ( I will remove the watermark)

If I can use the finished piece in my portfolio I will give a 10% discount

Dm me for more information and any questions:)

Socials

Tumblr : smoldemon12

Twitter:TheStrangeOne

Insta : strange_humanxx

I will be adding some of my portfolio to my tumblr and Instagram

Top Left would be a flat colour (£5)lined (£5) bust (£3) with simple background (£2) example £15 total

Bottom left and right would both be full body (£10) shaded colour (£7) line art (£5) which would be £22 each.

[Bucky in the kitchen making cereal at 2 am]

Bucky: yEAAAAAAAH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODYYY

Steve: *walks in sleepily*

Bucky: I WANNA FEEL THE ʰᵉᵃᵗ WITH SOMEBODYYY

Steve: Bucky?

Bucky: ...shit.

Hey all! The Kofi goal for my holidays tables is complete, and here they are. What do you guys think the next goal should be? Put a suggestion in my inbox if you have any ideas. Shoutout to @sagenfrom7-11 for fulfilling this goal!

by Emma_Anacortes

“Why you got a fucking rugrat?” Tony asked, leaning backwards against the wall.

The kid looked annoyed, and Fury rolled his one eye. “This is Peter Parker. I’d be nice, cause he’s how you’re gonna get your car battery.”

Tony narrowed his gaze. “He’s got car batteries?”

“No, but you’re gonna take him to where the car batteries are.”

“Oh fuck no, Fury. I don’t take random kids on road trips.”

“Well, it’s not really a road trip is it?” Piped up the kid. “Since you don’t have your car battery. You know? Not like we’re gonna be driving.”

Tony stared. “Ok Fury who the fuck is this kid?”

Fury put a hand on Peter’s shoulder. “I told you. He’s Peter. And,” he reached down, lifting up Peter’s sleeve to reveal an old, healed over bite mark. “He’s immune.”

…

In the aftermath of a devastating worldwide infection, and after painful loss, Tony Stark and Peter Parker find themselves forced to work together to deliver a potential cure across the country.

Marvel and The Last of Us crossover and AU

Words: 3043, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Nick Fury, Steve Rogers, James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Clint Barton, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James “Bucky” Barnes, Maria Hill, Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, James “Rhodey” Rhodes & Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov/Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - The Last of Us (Video Games) Setting, Protective Tony Stark, Irondad, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Precious Peter Parker, Tony Stark is a BAMF, Irondad and The Last of Us AU

#a very serious show about zombies

Gen Z Culture is:

Trying to organise a mass raid of Area 51 because we all know where fucked on earth so might as well be friends with aliens

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.