Sometimes When I’m Bored I Force Ai To Rewrite Episodes Of Friends But As Pirates
Sometimes when I’m bored I force ai to rewrite episodes of friends but as pirates
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academy
adventurer's guild
alchemist
apiary
apothecary
aquarium
armory
art gallery
bakery
bank
barber
barracks
bathhouse
blacksmith
boathouse
book store
bookbinder
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brothel
butcher
carpenter
cartographer
casino
castle
cobbler
coffee shop
council chamber
court house
crypt for the noble family
dentist
distillery
docks
dovecot
dyer
embassy
farmer's market
fighting pit
fishmonger
fortune teller
gallows
gatehouse
general store
graveyard
greenhouses
guard post
guildhall
gymnasium
haberdashery
haunted house
hedge maze
herbalist
hospice
hospital
house for sale
inn
jail
jeweller
kindergarten
leatherworker
library
locksmith
mail courier
manor house
market
mayor's house
monastery
morgue
museum
music shop
observatory
orchard
orphanage
outhouse
paper maker
pawnshop
pet shop
potion shop
potter
printmaker
quest board
residence
restricted zone
sawmill
school
scribe
sewer entrance
sheriff's office
shrine
silversmith
spa
speakeasy
spice merchant
sports stadium
stables
street market
tailor
tannery
tavern
tax collector
tea house
temple
textile shop
theatre
thieves guild
thrift store
tinker's workshop
town crier post
town square
townhall
toy store
trinket shop
warehouse
watchtower
water mill
weaver
well
windmill
wishing well
wizard tower
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id like to devote this post to ao3. You’ve always been a constant in my life and I love you. Let’s hear it for ao3.
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Okay, but like—imagine with me here:
It’s Mabel and Dipper’s 21st birthday, and as a celebration Stan and Ford take them to a interdiemensional bar that just ABOSOLUTELY HUGE and it’s a bar that exists inbetween universes, so in the bar that night of Dipper’s birthday—
There’s a ton fuck of Dippers there.
Turns out, they rented the entire place out.
There’s a bunch of them from different AUs—Monster Falls, Transcendence AU, Fight Falls, Reverse Falls, Zero Gravity, even a few of the Dipper’s from the fanfics the fandom makes. Some of them are monster hunters, leaders of the criminal underworld, interdiemensional backpackers, professors—and they’re all just drinking.
To the surprise, shock, confusion and horror of the Canon Pines, they’re all talking about Bill and complaining about their Pines families.
Like—
“But why is Bill so hot though?”
“I dunno man, ask Mr. I-Was-A-Triangle.”
“But why was he a triangle in your universe?”
“Beggars can’t be choosers y’know.”
“Maybe it’s the freedom and chaotic appeal. Beats our families.”
“Oh yeah, they’re pieces of shit. Like all the times Ford looked down on me—“
“When Stan used me for a money schemes—“
“And all the times Mabel just left us for fucking dead.”
“Yeah, what were we thinking? That asshole literally almost threw the entire Multiverse into chaos, just for another day of summer, that little—“
“I, for one, enjoy the chaos.”
“Yeah, yeah, we get it, you insane maniacal bitch. You like Weirdmageddon. Stop with the torture stories dude. I’m trying to drink my problems away here, not gain more.”
“Let’s just be glad we all left those losers for Bill!”
“And Wirt!”
“And whoever the fuck Wirt is! Here’s to fucking our families over!”
“And pulling our heads out of our asses!”
“Cheer—“
“What in the actual fuck?”
All the Dippers just turn to see the Canons and they’re all like—
“Well if isn’t the straight, bitchy loser of the group!”
“Ugh, and he’s still hanging with them.”
“LETS ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM!” (And yes, that was probably Alcor).
The Canon Pines get called out for their bullshit, Dipper gets explained the messy batshit the fandom calls Billdip (and Pinescone/Cipher Pinescone) and meanwhile, in another room of the bar—
There’s just the Bills and Wirts from the Dippers’ universes.
Most of the Wirts are having civil conversations and making small talk and comparing universes.
The Bills, on the other hand, are literally congratulating and patting themselves on the back for being so hot and amazing and getting Pine Tree (and Music Note/Pilgrim, in some cases). Like—
“Ah yes, we’re so amazing.”
“And hot.”
“And we have great personalities.”
“And Pine Tree is ours.”
“And Music Note.”
“Ah, we’re so great.”
“Here’s to our beautiful, legendary asses.”
“Cheers!”
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
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by Emma_Anacortes
“Why you got a fucking rugrat?” Tony asked, leaning backwards against the wall.
The kid looked annoyed, and Fury rolled his one eye. “This is Peter Parker. I’d be nice, cause he’s how you’re gonna get your car battery.”
Tony narrowed his gaze. “He’s got car batteries?”
“No, but you’re gonna take him to where the car batteries are.”
“Oh fuck no, Fury. I don’t take random kids on road trips.”
“Well, it’s not really a road trip is it?” Piped up the kid. “Since you don’t have your car battery. You know? Not like we’re gonna be driving.”
Tony stared. “Ok Fury who the fuck is this kid?”
Fury put a hand on Peter’s shoulder. “I told you. He’s Peter. And,” he reached down, lifting up Peter’s sleeve to reveal an old, healed over bite mark. “He’s immune.”
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In the aftermath of a devastating worldwide infection, and after painful loss, Tony Stark and Peter Parker find themselves forced to work together to deliver a potential cure across the country.
Marvel and The Last of Us crossover and AU
Words: 3043, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Nick Fury, Steve Rogers, James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Clint Barton, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James “Bucky” Barnes, Maria Hill, Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts
Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, James “Rhodey” Rhodes & Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov/Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - The Last of Us (Video Games) Setting, Protective Tony Stark, Irondad, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Precious Peter Parker, Tony Stark is a BAMF, Irondad and The Last of Us AU
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