Billy Is Kidnapped Often. Nothing Serious. The Villain Just Wants To Tell His Monologue Of Hatred Towards

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

#let him rest

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) || Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

AO3 IS DOWN. MY LOVE MY ROTTON SOLDIER MY GOOD TIME BOY. THEYRE GONE

id like to devote this post to ao3. You’ve always been a constant in my life and I love you. Let’s hear it for ao3.

My commissions are open!

For digital art

I use a bit of a mix and match system (examples below)

Size of piece

Bust £3

Half body £5

Full body £10

Sketch

Sketch (unshaded) £2

Shaded sketch +£4

Line art

Line art +£5

Shaded line art +£7

Colour

Flat colour +£5

Shaded colour+ £7

Black and white free

Extra characters are 50% of the cost of one character

Background

Free one colour or gradient background

Simple background (1-3 elements) + £2

Complex background (up to 10 elements) +£7

For example

2 full body characters (£15) with shaded colours (£10.50) and a simple background (£2) would cost £27.50

Emotes

Single emote (character/OC) £2

Five emotes £8

Can add backgrounds

Simple or gradient background is free

More complex ( pattern etc) £1

Flag is free

Custom flag is £1

Thumbnails/ banners

£3-£10 depending on how complex

For traditional art

Realistic pieces (black and white) and abstract styles will cost between £40-£60 + shipping they will be on canvas and in any medium you want.

Will draw:

Fan art

OCs

Icons

People

Mild nsfw (nudity etc)

Mild gore

Ship art ( as long as the characters are fictional and age appropriate)

Will not draw

extreme nsfw

Extreme gore

Mechas

Furries

Complex armour

Some other things:

Payment will be through PayPal

50% will be paid after an approved plan for the piece and 50% will be paid when the price is completed. I will send a copy with a larger watermark ( think diagonal lines ) over the piece and when I am paid fully I will send a copy without the large watermark

Each piece will have a watermark which will not be removed

I will do the finished product to you on your preferred socials

Commissions should be done in a week unless something comes up

If you would like an OC / pose / scenario to be drawn please provide a reference or description.

Commercial use of the piece is 3x the original price ( I will remove the watermark)

If I can use the finished piece in my portfolio I will give a 10% discount

Dm me for more information and any questions:)

Socials

Tumblr : smoldemon12

Twitter:TheStrangeOne

Insta : strange_humanxx

I will be adding some of my portfolio to my tumblr and Instagram

Top Left would be a flat colour (£5)lined (£5) bust (£3) with simple background (£2) example £15 total

Bottom left and right would both be full body (£10) shaded colour (£7) line art (£5) which would be £22 each.

The urge to bother my mutuals

So is it just me or does Dick Grayson in Titans look like Mat Pat from TheGameTheorists

guess who made one of those ask game things :] yknow cause why not

you know the drill

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

Wanna be nosy… here’s your chance.

0:Height 1:Virgin? 2:Shoe size 3:Do you smoke? 4:Do you drink? 5:Do you take drugs? 6:Age you get mistaken for 7:Have tattoos? 8:Want any tattoos? 9:Got any piercings? 10:Want any piercings? 11:Best friend? 12:Relationship status 13:Biggest turn ons 14:Biggest turn offs 15:Favorite movie 16:I’ll love you if 17:Someone you miss 18:Most traumatic experience 19:A fact about your personality 20:What I hate most about myself 21:What I love most about myself 22:What I want to be when I get older 23:My relationship with my sibling(s) 24:My relationship with my parent(s) 25:My idea of a perfect date 26:My biggest pet peeves 27:A description of the girl/boy I like 28:A description of the person I dislike the most 29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30:What I hate the most about work/school 31:What your last text message says 32:What words upset me the most 33:What words make me feel the best about myself 34:What I find attractive in women 35:What I find attractive in men 36:Where I would like to live 37:One of my insecurities 38:My childhood career choice 39:My favorite ice cream flavor 40:Who wish I could be 41:Where I want to be right now 42:The last thing I ate 43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44:A random fact about anything

Okay, but like—imagine with me here:

It’s Mabel and Dipper’s 21st birthday, and as a celebration Stan and Ford take them to a interdiemensional bar that just ABOSOLUTELY HUGE and it’s a bar that exists inbetween universes, so in the bar that night of Dipper’s birthday—

There’s a ton fuck of Dippers there.

Turns out, they rented the entire place out.

There’s a bunch of them from different AUs—Monster Falls, Transcendence AU, Fight Falls, Reverse Falls, Zero Gravity, even a few of the Dipper’s from the fanfics the fandom makes. Some of them are monster hunters, leaders of the criminal underworld, interdiemensional backpackers, professors—and they’re all just drinking.

To the surprise, shock, confusion and horror of the Canon Pines, they’re all talking about Bill and complaining about their Pines families.

Like—

“But why is Bill so hot though?”

“I dunno man, ask Mr. I-Was-A-Triangle.”

“But why was he a triangle in your universe?”

“Beggars can’t be choosers y’know.”

“Maybe it’s the freedom and chaotic appeal. Beats our families.”

“Oh yeah, they’re pieces of shit. Like all the times Ford looked down on me—“

“When Stan used me for a money schemes—“

“And all the times Mabel just left us for fucking dead.”

“Yeah, what were we thinking? That asshole literally almost threw the entire Multiverse into chaos, just for another day of summer, that little—“

“I, for one, enjoy the chaos.”

“Yeah, yeah, we get it, you insane maniacal bitch. You like Weirdmageddon. Stop with the torture stories dude. I’m trying to drink my problems away here, not gain more.”

“Let’s just be glad we all left those losers for Bill!”

“And Wirt!”

“And whoever the fuck Wirt is! Here’s to fucking our families over!”

“And pulling our heads out of our asses!”

“Cheer—“

“What in the actual fuck?”

All the Dippers just turn to see the Canons and they’re all like—

“Well if isn’t the straight, bitchy loser of the group!”

“Ugh, and he’s still hanging with them.”

“LETS ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM!” (And yes, that was probably Alcor).

The Canon Pines get called out for their bullshit, Dipper gets explained the messy batshit the fandom calls Billdip (and Pinescone/Cipher Pinescone) and meanwhile, in another room of the bar—

There’s just the Bills and Wirts from the Dippers’ universes.

Most of the Wirts are having civil conversations and making small talk and comparing universes.

The Bills, on the other hand, are literally congratulating and patting themselves on the back for being so hot and amazing and getting Pine Tree (and Music Note/Pilgrim, in some cases). Like—

“Ah yes, we’re so amazing.”

“And hot.”

“And we have great personalities.”

“And Pine Tree is ours.”

“And Music Note.”

“Ah, we’re so great.”

“Here’s to our beautiful, legendary asses.”

“Cheers!”