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FUCK YES GO HER

“A masterpiece was created in the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone today” video by Kyle Kotajarvi

another friendly reminder: nonbinary people are welcome to this account.

if you don’t support nonbinary people get the fuck off my account, go ahead and block me too.

My...my mom just accused trans people and scientists of starting the Corona virus.

The people out there being themselves despite other people saying you’re wrong or trying to use science to prove you wrong, I have the utmost respect and love for you ok. You know yourself better than anyone. I hope y’all are glad to be yourself even if y’all think people will give you shit for it. I hope you have a bunch of people supporting you and loving you no matter what you identify as. ❤️

I don’t get transphobic people. Like everyone is just a brain. A brain!!!!! Your body is controlled by a brain. A person’s body doesn’t define them lmao. If someone with a penis identifies as a girl, then who the fuck are you to tell her she’s not. She knows who she is. If someone with a vagina identifies as a man, I’m calling him what he damn pleases to be called. If a person is non-binary, bigender, gender-fluid,etc., then whatever pronoun they are comfortable with shouldn’t be a problem. Why is it a problem? What is just so wrong about not identifying as a gender SOMEONE ELSE said that you are. Transphobic people just put people into two categories just because of their genitals and that’s wack. Y’all will call robots that talk in movie he or she and they don't have genitals at all but the robot will act like a girl or guy and you’re fine with that, but if some human person who has a penis says she’s a girl, y’all will just fucking go batshit crazy because “it’s not normal” like huh? How are you ok with a movie robot that uses he/him pronouns that doesn’t have genitals, but you’re not ok with a human that identifies as a male but has a vagina ?what ? Huh? How are you fine with one but not the other? That doesn’t even make sense. I’m mad at the moment because of something I heard someone say. I just wish people didn’t care about this kind of stuff. I feel like I phrased some of this wrong so if it is phrased wrong tell me and I’ll change it.

straight woman gay fetishist fans of mcr are really weird too because they like. i don’t know how to articulate this but they only enjoy homoeroticism thats in the flavor of “hahaha this guy does this gay thing but Sure hes straight” like even when theres clear cases of like. lgbt people celebrating their gender/sexuality or making a political statement about homophobia or whatever they still try to pigeonhole it into ‘this person insists theyre a straight man but they do funny things i enjoy like kiss men’ even when said people like. literally never even said they were straight and actually makes a point to not label themself as such????? whats up with that

straight woman gay fetishist fans of mcr are really weird too because they like. i don’t know how to articulate this but they only enjoy homoeroticism thats in the flavor of “hahaha this guy does this gay thing but Sure hes straight” like even when theres clear cases of like. lgbt people celebrating their gender/sexuality or making a political statement about homophobia or whatever they still try to pigeonhole it into ‘this person insists theyre a straight man but they do funny things i enjoy like kiss men’ even when said people like. literally never even said they were straight and actually makes a point to not label themself as such????? whats up with that

straight woman gay fetishist fans of mcr are really weird too because they like. i don’t know how to articulate this but they only enjoy homoeroticism thats in the flavor of “hahaha this guy does this gay thing but Sure hes straight” like even when theres clear cases of like. lgbt people celebrating their gender/sexuality or making a political statement about homophobia or whatever they still try to pigeonhole it into ‘this person insists theyre a straight man but they do funny things i enjoy like kiss men’ even when said people like. literally never even said they were straight and actually makes a point to not label themself as such????? whats up with that

:’) I miss this 

This show was the funniest fucking thing

:/

Is it just me or does anybody else have so many ideas for fanfics but has no idea where to start? ahhhhhhhhhhhh or you have good ideas but you don’t know how to build up to it AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I speed walk to my classes and if I’m alone in the hall I Iook around corners before going down a certain hall. I look at people’s faces in the hall and wonder sometimes if they might be gone one day. We had a threat the other day about a school shooting and I was actually prepared to hold a door closed or save anybody, even though it was just a threat I’m taking it seriously. Almost every student in our school knows that one of the doors to one of the buildings can easily be ripped open and it terrifies me.

Do any other american high schoolers have intense survivor’s guilt and trauma with school shootings even though they weren’t at your school?

soon as i track down the ceo of clownery youre all going to be unemployed

If you throw your trash out of any moving vehicle or on the ground, you are piece of trash you aren’t making the world any better.

People who pick their trash up and don’t throw trash out windows, you’re doing great sweetie I love you keep doing what you’re doing! Its really disrespectful when people don’t pick up their trash, so please pick yo stuff up. :)

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

My dog was giving me kisses and I asked him if he worked for the government and he stopped and stared at me in my eyes like he was looking into my soul. He kept staring behind me and there was nothing there. :/

...and I know you’d stole my famous casserole recipe CAROL

I will drink Apple Cider Vinegar

Don’t think I won’t cause I will. I will drink it. There is no stopping me. Give me a bottle of it I bet I’ll finish it in 5-10 minutes. I sound like a wacko but do I care? NO

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

I will drink Apple Cider Vinegar

Don’t think I won’t cause I will. I will drink it. There is no stopping me. Give me a bottle of it I bet I’ll finish it in 5-10 minutes. I sound like a wacko but do I care? NO

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

The sides and their dance styles

Logan can square dance, but only when he’s wearing a cowboy hat. His strongest style is popping and locking or whatever the kids call it. Ya know, those very quick jerky, precise movements that make you wonder where the dancer’s bones went. Also the robot but what else did you expect.

Virgil’s got that 1990’s New York street dancer style, the one with the boomboxes and breakdancing on a slab of cardboard. Please give him tips, the boy works hard. Lots of aggressive movements eased by a surprising fluidity.

Roman? One word. B A L L E T. Dude can lift other dancers no prob. And he LEAPS like he’s got mini trampolines hiding in his shoes. He’s power, he’s grace, and he can kick you in the face.

Patton does the fucking polka. That or a spot-on Irish tap dance jig. He likes bouncy dances and to move his feet to the groove. Move it right on down the street. He gone. He ain’t coming back.

Deceit is a master of the waltz, and when he’s feeling particularly in high spirits? Swing baby, swing! If he really wants to sweep someone off their feet, he’ll do a tasty tango. Yes lads, he’s single. Don’t know if he’s ready to mingle. You’ll have to ask.

Remus has two modes and two modes only: Flamenco dancing or the worm. There is no in between. Sometimes the worm is just his mode of movement (walking is so last year). His flamenco steps are fire though. No really, he set himself on fire during a performance once. It was his brightest idea. Ba-dum-tsss.

Bonus!

Remy is a one-man party and he’s ready to make anywhere his dancefloor at a moment’s notice. He can do every Fortnite dance without flinching. His twerk is also out of this world, galaxy tier tbh. And when the boy whips? The Earth nae-naes right back at him.

Emile doesn’t dance. His body just wiggles like the demon possessing him wasn’t ready for this much positivity and wants out. He hops too. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, someone help him.

Thomas does all the classic moves. The sprinkler, the cabbage patch, the macarena. That one move where you hold your ankle, clutch the back of your neck, and head bang all of your problems away because let’s face it, you’re not going to get to that thing you’ve been procrastinating for the past five eons. Might as well dance.

you ever sneeze so hard that you feel each section of your spine ripple

:/

I’m just a bunch of atoms that decided to be a human i guess

Old people, man

Old people will tell a story of something they did with someone they knew and it’s a funny/ cute story and then they hit you with “Yeah they’re dead now,” out of nowhere. Old people really know how to throw you off your rhythm.