What If… We Touched Heads In A Doomsday Cult?

Still in Gardenview Orchards

Today, we are having Adam-appreciation day.

Steve totally shares our excitement.

Predator poofs

floofs of doom? bloodthirsty boopers? the fluffsecutioners? Bark assassins?

Jacob: Snipe the deputy from the top of the hill. Don't move away. The stronger spirit will prevail. Chosen Soldiers: Isn't that how Brother John died? Jacob: BROTHER JOHN WAS WEAK.

Junior(?) Deputy Seed

Based on this post.

don’t mind me, just checking a hypothesis.

WHO SAID JACOB IN A CAGE?

Oh, no one said that... (or did they?????!!!!)

NEVERMIND, I SAID JACOB IN A CAGE

Look at him he is so pethetiiiiic

I was too lazy to finalize these, but now I have a reason to post them ohoho.

Please tell me you guys see the vision??? Jacob and the deputy???

like what you see, Hakob?

How The Turn Tables

Fuck around, and find out. Everyone has their limits

Oh no, the tables have turned. Again.

Meet Cartel Boss Staci's twin brother:

Mob King Stacy.

Yes, their parents named them Staci and Stacy. They also refused to elaborate further.

two bros chillin’ at a hot spring 1.5 feet apart

am i interrupting something here?

Deputy Stacy Pratt

One of your fellow Hope County Deputies who's a good cop when his ego doesn't get in the way.

I can't believe this description is official. It hurts :/

When your dad and papa visit you in the hospital while still on duty (them old men can't stop bitching and arguing)