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big bro + siblings...

I haven't posted art for a bit so have some fc5 sharky 😌💅

This is an emotional draw i did after dreaming this scene, when i saw him i was terrified and i cried a lot... But instead uf hurting me he hugged me😊 Hope you like it! 🐲🐉

Ps. I tried to give this draw as much expression as i could to make it express all of my feelings 😧

-Let me hug you.. translate: You took my family from me, so I could have yours.. Tadaahh, FC 5 is awesome game I ever played))) Here, take some John and Joseph sketchs (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

After seeing this post by @havingsomemorejohnlarks, I had to remind people (Jacob) how important Staci is.

Don't forget to take care of your local Stacis.

I was brough up right

ma pa used to tell me shut up, and I'd shut up

I wouldn't say nothin' ONE TIME DOWN NEAR STARVED TO DEATH WOULDN'T TELL MILLER I WAS HUNGRY

That's Mathematics, Son

Jacob gaslighting Staci when "sharing" the last can of food in the bunker.

One time Jacob near-starved to death because he wouldn't tell his Pa that he was hungry (since he's the silent type, of course).

Steady Hand

Pour Me Another Drink

In the wise words of @pande-monty-um "HE IS EVERY OLDER BUTCH LESBIAN"

Sorry (?), not sorry(?)

Hey Mr. Officer

Prett: "Hey there, pretty lady"

Is Pratt Gotta Get Up???

Don't ask me, I have no clue what is happening here. All the long shots of Jacob sitting on the couch are there for the sake of continuity, I promise. Pratt is being super extra in the end btw.

Somethin' meaty for the main course That's a fine lookin' high horse What you got in the stable?

Jacob: Snipe the deputy from the top of the hill. Don't move away. The stronger spirit will prevail. Chosen Soldiers: Isn't that how Brother John died? Jacob: BROTHER JOHN WAS WEAK.

My Partner and I

My partner and I saw you from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe. start. running.

Jacob: *plays only you*

Staci:

Caravaggio Meets Jacop and Bosstaci

Anyway, I have decided to bother chatGPT with the dirty cop x cartel boss AU stuff.

Warning:

All the images below were generated by ChatGPT based on my screenshots of Bosstaci & Jacop, and Caravaggio's style (with a single exception). If you do not like AI art, you are free to scroll by.

So, ofc a Jacop sitting cozily on the floor. Also, no matter what I do about Seeds, it always ends up with,

HIM???

The spirit of Charlie Hunnam truly haunts the Seed family.

Onto Bosstaci now:

The boy looks ill and sad, like anyone would in 16th century.

Ofc, we need a group (of two) photo as well:

I have no clue what Jacop finds so funny, and neither does Caravaggio Bosstaci, it seems. He looks like he is tired of Jacop's shit.

Lastly, I have asked Chat to produce its own image, in any style it chooses, based on my endless yapping about them sweet bois. It decided to take heavy inspiration from the neon-night-rainy setup, and came up with these:

I will end by quoting the trully wise words of my good friend GPT:

Sunset's soft. They aren't.

Please take your time to enjoy the song and some rather scenic footage.

After a long day of dirty work, Boss Staci's got his smoke, Jacop's got his beer, and neither has any plans to talk about what just went down. It's not exactly peace, but it's the closest they get to tranquility.

Still In Desert

Peekaboo, motherfuckers

Hopefully will post a longer video soon.

You were sayin'?

Alumnus - Alumni

Octopus - Octopi

Anus - Ani (in case you didn’t know this one, kids)

x - Jaci

So x would be???? Jacus? As in Jackass?

Implying that Jaci is a ship that represents a multitude of Jackass people?

Makes sense.

Stay tuned for more delulu linguistic analysis (or check out some of the previous ones).

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The Turntables

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches... what shall we do with you?

So what shall we do with you, Seed?

Quarterly Evaluation Time, Seed

No need to be scared, you are doing great so far.

The Definition of Insanity

One day, this shall be a proper edit. Today, it is just a sketch with Bostaci scaring the living shit out of Jacop (by dropping a sick album?) I mean, look at him, bro can literally turn off the sun. Anyone would be rightfully horrified.

James is an English language given name that is a derivative of the name Jacob, most commonly used for males. Source: James (given name)

I WAS CORRECT ALL ALONG???? HE IS ACTUALLY JACOB FLINT???? Or Jacob McGraw.

Staci Silver and Jacob Flint

What do you mean Jacob and Staci are not a canon ship?

I have seen them (a little hot shit in his 20s and a grumpy ginger man in his 40s) in a ship, on a ship, sailing the said ship for 2 seasons straight and 2 seasons gay.

They are very much cannon.

ba dum tss

Randomly found this photo of Adam and Steve in my files.

Omg, that is John Sid from Toy Story.

Charlie Hunnam. AGAIN?!

So if you merge Jacob and Staci, apparently, you get

Charlie Hunnam. AGAIN.

You can see more Hunnam content

here

here

here

and here

3D Staci

I made this sheet before Jacob's, it turned out a bit worse, and I am angry about that. But still, feel free to use (or stare 👀). Here is a higher-than-tumblr-quality version.