Walking The Path

Hey Mr. Officer

Prett: "Hey there, pretty lady"

Who's a good gay? Yes you are! Yes you are!

Staci Silver and Jacob Flint

What do you mean Jacob and Staci are not a canon ship?

I have seen them (a little hot shit in his 20s and a grumpy ginger man in his 40s) in a ship, on a ship, sailing the said ship for 2 seasons straight and 2 seasons gay.

They are very much cannon.

ba dum tss

Ok, this is peak Jaci for me

A team of wild judges couldn't tear them apart

Twink John Exists, and Can Hurt You

As your local provider of beardless Seeds and Deputies, I was asked by @blindedlamb to deliver some godless beardless John.

I absolutely hate this, btw. John, please grow back your beard.

Here is a cute pic of beardless Staci to cleanse the palate.

How The Turn Tables

Fuck around, and find out. Everyone has their limits

Oh no, the tables have turned. Again.

Meet Cartel Boss Staci's twin brother:

Mob King Stacy.

Yes, their parents named them Staci and Stacy. They also refused to elaborate further.

He's Beauty, He's Grace, He'll Punch You in the Face

Once upon a time, Jacob decided to make an honest man out of Deputy Bratt, and thus, the world was blessed with Stacy Seed.

In this AU, Jacob and Stacy managed to find shelter in John's bunker during The Collapse. Stacy misses Hudson and Wheaty a lot, so he honors their legacy by braiding his hair and wearing Wheaty's jewelry.

"Surprisingly," John's bunker didn't offer any normal clothes but instead had 1001 variations of his regular outfit. Stacy is not picky, and even tho green suits him better, he can also work with blue.

Now, what about Jacob's questionable accessory choices? Welp, the glasses are the only thing he has left of Joseph, so, even if they look off, he still wears them.

Or, he hopes that wearing them will prevent this siren from casting his spell and devouring his heart.

That is a stupid idea, Jacob; there is no way you can win this one fight.

Continue with Jacob's suffering here.

Welcome Back Ethan Pratt

Stacy, sometimes spelled Stacey, Staci, Stacie, or Stacii, is a common first name for women and men. Baby-naming guides cite two English derivations of Greek origins: Anastasia, meaning "resurrection", for girls, and Eustace (Eustathios), meaning "steadfast", for boys.

Eustace, also rendered Eustis, is the rendition in English of two phonetically similar Greek given names: - Εὔσταχυς (Eústachys) meaning "fruitful"

- Εὐστάθιος (Eustáthios) meaning "stable"

The originally Hebrew name Ethan or Eitan can also mean "steadfast" or "stable".

This brings us to the conclusion that

Staci Pratt was resurrected (Anastasized) in New Dawn as Ethan Seed.

Welcome back, our unstable fruity boi <3

Important Question

Ok, guys, let's settle this down. Which Seed brother's beard looks best on Staci?

John's

Jacob's

Joseph's

Jacob's in original color (CUZ WHY NOT?)

And while twink Jacob with a full head of hair (who obviously doesn't exist) can't hurt you

Do you know who can?

Staci. Staci can hurt you.