The Politics Of Human Sexuality Was Such A Good Episode About Jeff's Pathological Need To Feel Young

Flare, Volume 36

i didnt put an "other" option on purpose but please expand in the tags. also i am talking about LIKING someone, NOT loving someone.

Please bless me with some headcanons 🥺

Jeff depends on his coffee every morning to fully wake up, and without it he gets really grumpy and annoyed. Abed doesn't drink coffee at all because he hates the taste. Abed starts buying Jeff's favorite brand of coffee and replacing it every time it starts to get low. It takes almost a year for Jeff to realize what's going on, and when he asks Abed about it he says, "I just like it when you're happy in the morning."

Abed is really self-conscious about stimming in public. He always tries to hide what he's doing and Jeff can tell it stresses him out a little. Jeff starts buying stim toys and carrying them in his bag. When he senses Abed getting uncomfortable he hands one to Abed and takes another one out for himself to play with, so Abed doesn't feel like he's drawing attention.

Jeff secretly loves Hallmark Christmas movies and makes Abed watch them year round. Abed only will watch them if he's allowed to give a running commentary of everything wrong with each movie, and Jeff agrees. At actual Christmas time, one of Abed's gifts to Jeff is staying quiet while they watch the movies.

Magazine processus

INTENTIONS

1- Quels sont vos intérêts : Commercial mais aussi informatif (50/50)

2- Quel est votre public cible : Les jeunes ados 

3- Beaucoup de couleur, des gossips très juteux, des célébrités adorées

4- Nom du magazine : Personnes

5- Membres de l’équipe : Yulong, Rita, Asha, Marwa, Jessica

 PÉRIODES:

1ère période : Choix du thème, type de magazine, distribution des pages

2ème période : Établissement des publicités, textes à inclure, brainstorming des idées

3ème période : Écriture de l’article et disposition de la publicité à double page

4ème période : Commencement de la publicité à double page, éditer la photo, couper la page en 2

5ème période : Finaliser la publicité à double page

6ème période : Prise de la photo de Marwa, éditer les autres petites photos

7ème période : Disposition de l’article, finalisation

Okay so apparently my experiences are not universal

Pls reblog I wanna know if remembering your first fanfic is common or not

The things I would do to read any of your big fics even unfinished are so bad. I feel like they would rewrite my brain.

ill throw you a few snippets from my Very Unfinished probably never gonna be published fics along with the bigguns :^)

cw for klinsky stuff. nothing explicit but uh cw nudity and discussion of sex, body image issues, disordered eating, and (half-joking) threat of suicide.

trash twins:

mac's banging the waitress missing scene:

baby den:

aeeehyeee ee e e don't ask

very old macden fic from before id even finished watching sunny 😭

north dakota

The Shower Fic™️

do you have any jabed headcanons to share with the class ??

I SURE DO

Their first couples costume is (predictably) the Inspector and Thoraxis. It fits perfectly with Abed’s hyperfixation and Jeff’s need to be shirtless as often as possible. 

Jeff is so convincing as Thoraxis that leaked video footage of them making out causes a not so small scandal in England. Nigel Cuthbertson has to give an interview on the BBC showing that he has his wife were on vacation in the Maldives and not anywhere near Greendale, CO

Abed knows that Jeff is a huge nerd after he crashed in the dorms that time, but he doesn’t know how huge a nerd until he spends the night for the first time. He finds Jeff’s stash of ultra-rare Marvel comics and gets so excited he may be physically vibrating 

Jeff has an amazing comic hook up, and spends way more money buying Abed rare favorites than he would ever admit

Side note: Jeff is so excited about playing Hot Lava because he wants that fucking comic; not for the $50k, but because it’s actually missing from his collection 

One time they’re holding hands at the mall when Jeff gets tackle-hugged out of nowhere by Willy Jr. Jeff nearly has a complete and total panic attack when Willy zones in on their hands, but rather than parroting the William Winger homophobia Jeff has been fearing for years, his little brother loudly exclaims “SEE I TOLD DAD REAL MEN HOLD HANDS.” 

 This is how Jeff gets stuck spending the rest of the day holding hands with his little brother at the mall while Abed takes pictures and spams the group chat with them

One time Abed forgets his stim toys, and his tapping on the table is making Annie look homicidal. Jeff texts him asking him to info dumb the entire plot of Kickpuncher: Detroit via text. The movement of his thumbs across the keys and the focusing on on a truly shitty movie helps keep Abed grounded

Jeff doesn’t speak to Britta for a week after he learns Troy and Abed know about his more embarrassing kinks

After Abed and Jeff start dating, Jeff ends up buying Britta a bottle of really nice vodka. Turns out Abed really took the nickname “Nipple Play Winger” to heart

i need kendall and dennis in a room together with cocaine for a pathetic loser off

Mon article malade qui vous surprendra tous

J’ai commencé par prendre la photo de Marwa et choisir les autres petites photos. Dans le croquis, je voulais une photo d’elle avant d’être arrêté. Donc, elle serait contente et serait debout, avec pleins d’accessoires. Finalement, le temps a manqué et j’ai réalisé qu’une photo de prison avec le carton fonctionnerait mieux avec les plus petites. Alors, la disposition des photos à complètement changer. Sinon, le reste est resté pareil. Les 3 cercles de couleurs étaient un détail ajouté à la dernière minute puisque je trouvais que mon article manquait de couleur et de détails, quelque chose de nécessaire dans un magazine de potins. Finalement, j’ai eu un problème avec le texte. Je ne sais pas si c’est à cause de mon inexpérience avec Photoshop, mais le texte rentrait en-dessous des images. J’ai du alors manuellement faire passer les mots à la prochaine ligne pour ne pas être caché. Alors, le texte n’est pas justifié, mais je ne crois pas que ça pause un grand problème. Ça donne l’aspect désorganisé que je cherche à avoir. Dernier changement, j’ai enlevé le sous-titre de mon article car je manquais de place. J’ai signé mon nom à la place.