Hes The Peoples Princess. He Slays Cunt. He Cant Open A Window. He Blows Kisses And Curtsies. I Didnt

Critère D

Point fort Je crois que mon point fort est mes photos. Ma publicité est assez originale et j'ai réussis à concorder 3 photos pour mon article (rue bloquée, photo de prison, cellule). J’ai dû rallonger ma queue de cheval pour qu’elle prenne plus de place (puisque c'est l'élément centrale) et je crois bien avoir réussis à ne laisser aucune trace de coupure. J’ai retravaillé la photo de prison de mon article puisque la fille dans la cellule était rousse et que Marwa est brune. Point faible Mon point faible est mon organisation et mon agencement de couleurs. Comme Jessica, j’ai essayé de remplir le plus possible mon article de détails et de formes, pour ressembler aux articles de potins, mais j'ai moins réussis qu’elle à atteindre leur niveau extrémiste. De plus, mes couleurs sont belles entre elles, mais ne concorde pas vraiment avec les couleurs principales du magazine (rose et noir). De plus, j'aurai peut-être du travailler avec Yulong et choisir des couleurs qui s'agencent bien avec sa publicité rose (placée à droite de mon article). Évaluation de Marwa Les couleurs sont bien agancées entre elles et marchent parfaitement avec la page de couverture. Le slogan de la publicité est original et le fond fait ressortir le tout. La page d'horoscopes est bien réussis et donne l'aspect mystérieux et astrologique recherché. Le sommaire est simple et aurait pu être plus détaillé mais les couleurs restent belles. Compétences apprises J'ai appris à utiliser Photoshop et éditer des photos avec l'outil dessin. Jai également appris à prendre des photos selon certaines techniques (verticales, règle de 3 points) et a les organisées de sorte à ce que l'oeil suive le texte (ce que j'ai essayer de faire dans ma publicité). Ces techniques m’aideraient dans divers projets artistiques et amélioreraient ma passion pour le tournage. Je jouerai avec l'organisation pour guider les yeux des lecteurs et les emmener vers le message que je veux. J’esseyerai de prédire leurs réactions et travailleraient en conséquence. 

The things I would do to read any of your big fics even unfinished are so bad. I feel like they would rewrite my brain.

ill throw you a few snippets from my Very Unfinished probably never gonna be published fics along with the bigguns :^)

cw for klinsky stuff. nothing explicit but uh cw nudity and discussion of sex, body image issues, disordered eating, and (half-joking) threat of suicide.

trash twins:

mac's banging the waitress missing scene:

baby den:

aeeehyeee ee e e don't ask

very old macden fic from before id even finished watching sunny 😭

north dakota

The Shower Fic™️

"They ruined Britta" by what, fleshing her out? I'm so sick of this take being used anytime Britta is shown as flawed. She's an activist because she's super opinionated and she stands up for what she believes in, and that's her strength as well as her biggest flaw because she also gets caught up in her own perception of the world and fails to factor in other people's thoughts and needs (like when she paid the deaf girl to spoil Abed his book). She gets caught up in her jokes, gets caught up in her need to "treat" her friends, gets caught up in proving she's right. And sometimes she's right and she succeeds, sometimes she takes it too far and hurts people. It's her coping mechanism after having had to run away and to prove herself to everyone. She wanted, no, needed, people to see her succeed so badly, she sometimes fell into self-centeredness, even when her intentions are never malign.

So no, she didn't necessarily get ruined, it always made sense for her arc and she's a much more relatable character that way.

I’m having an absolute ball on this bitch (the bitch in question being the idea of the ofmd crew and the bs squad going on little allegorical journeys together to teach each other important lessons about friendship and being yourself and the importance of violent resistance in the face of colonialist oppression)

joycetoria

Do you think there's any importance to Mr Tibbs being called mister instead of a normal plushie name. Like is this a deliberate and desperate attempt from Dennis to get any adult comfort.

i'll be honest i think it was just a reference

Also this scene from the book, knowing Dennis runs and using it against him. Putting words in his mouth and cornering him.

not a dennis apologist but a ~dennis defender~ when i see everyone somehow missing the fact that mac is literally fucking stated to be the one pulling the strings from the shadows and has been for years while dennis, naïve, known idiot and chronic underestimater of his friends, is the one being played.

do you have any jabed headcanons to share with the class ??

I SURE DO

Their first couples costume is (predictably) the Inspector and Thoraxis. It fits perfectly with Abed’s hyperfixation and Jeff’s need to be shirtless as often as possible. 

Jeff is so convincing as Thoraxis that leaked video footage of them making out causes a not so small scandal in England. Nigel Cuthbertson has to give an interview on the BBC showing that he has his wife were on vacation in the Maldives and not anywhere near Greendale, CO

Abed knows that Jeff is a huge nerd after he crashed in the dorms that time, but he doesn’t know how huge a nerd until he spends the night for the first time. He finds Jeff’s stash of ultra-rare Marvel comics and gets so excited he may be physically vibrating 

Jeff has an amazing comic hook up, and spends way more money buying Abed rare favorites than he would ever admit

Side note: Jeff is so excited about playing Hot Lava because he wants that fucking comic; not for the $50k, but because it’s actually missing from his collection 

One time they’re holding hands at the mall when Jeff gets tackle-hugged out of nowhere by Willy Jr. Jeff nearly has a complete and total panic attack when Willy zones in on their hands, but rather than parroting the William Winger homophobia Jeff has been fearing for years, his little brother loudly exclaims “SEE I TOLD DAD REAL MEN HOLD HANDS.” 

 This is how Jeff gets stuck spending the rest of the day holding hands with his little brother at the mall while Abed takes pictures and spams the group chat with them

One time Abed forgets his stim toys, and his tapping on the table is making Annie look homicidal. Jeff texts him asking him to info dumb the entire plot of Kickpuncher: Detroit via text. The movement of his thumbs across the keys and the focusing on on a truly shitty movie helps keep Abed grounded

Jeff doesn’t speak to Britta for a week after he learns Troy and Abed know about his more embarrassing kinks

After Abed and Jeff start dating, Jeff ends up buying Britta a bottle of really nice vodka. Turns out Abed really took the nickname “Nipple Play Winger” to heart

vicky to cope

uhhh