“You’re in trouble!”
-My science teacher in the same way kids do after someone was told to come to the office
“The Hell do I need kidneys for?”
“I am a thot and Thor.”
“That’s my second claim to fame; I was once told off by a rodent!”
-My grandma, who once got shouted at by Mickey Mouse at Disney Land
"A bunch of babies and dinosaurs? That's a good band name."
"Tell me what pen you use, WITCH!"
“I do NOT have slugs on my face!”
-Someone who, as I can confirm, did not have slugs on their face
"I can't believe people live in California..."
“Hula Hoops are the food of the Gods!”
-Me, being right
"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."
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