“I Am A Thot And Thor.”

"I am feeling emotions and I am not sure how to deal with it."

"People don't think that technology can handle a beating. If my Xbox was a war veteran he'd have been through all the major wars."

“I do NOT have slugs on my face!”

-Someone who, as I can confirm, did not have slugs on their face

"I hate it when people find my corpse..."

“Are you sure you’re a human being? You have no belly button.”

-My aunt to my grandma

"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."

“Stop sending me memes!”

-My very frustrated computing teacher, who was definitely regretting telling us we were allowed to make memes

"Today I shall be expanding the list of reasons I'm going to hell."

"I can't breathe! I mean... I can, but why would I want to?"

-A very relatable girl in my drama class

There is literally no difference between 4 and 3. You stop these lies