"We called him sparky because he looked like a horse!"
“Stop breaking this pencil! Do you know how expensive this was?!”
-Somebody with a cheap pencil they probably found on the floor
"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."
“Your homework is to pee in a jar for a week...”
-My science teacher
"I can't breathe! I mean... I can, but why would I want to?"
-A very relatable girl in my drama class
“Every part of me is lesbian.”
“Apart from your boyfriend.”
“Let’s go watch memes in the Depression Corner!”
-A random kid, in a sing song voice
“It’s not porn, one of them is on fire!”
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